Witty Profiles
A
teacher asked her students how to be polite
& tell a girl he has to use the bathroom at a dinner
table.
The 1st boy said: Excuse me I have
to pee.
The 2nd boy said: May I leave to go to the
bathroom?
The 3rd boy said:
Darling, may I
please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very
dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after
dinner.
The teacher
fainted.
1094 faves · 37 comments · Sep 2, 2012 12:53pm
Eli22b
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1 decade ago
This kind of humour, is the kind that makes the world go round
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Fake_a_smile
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1 decade ago
I read it and then i was like, huh? So i read it again and i was like, shaking hands with the bathroom? Then I was like, who would he be sha- oh.
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LilyLunaPotter
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1 decade ago
That took me a minute. I was just like, "Why, because he was so polite...? Oh O.O"
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AYoungWriter
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1 decade ago
To who does not get it: Whenever men... use the bathroom they put their hands on their, yeah, okay. The who I hope to introduce after dinner means, um... s3x I guess. o.O
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isitonlyme
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1 decade ago
lololol
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gmarie
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1 decade ago
One thing to say. L. O. L. like for once I'm actually laughing OUT LOUD
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1laura1218
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1 decade ago
OMG ahahahah
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Scorpionpoisoned
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1 decade ago
Hahahaha xD I got it after reading it twice.
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young_lovers
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1 decade ago
OMGGG I FINALLY GOT IT AFTER READING IT 3 TIMES THEN READING THE COMMENTS!!!! SO FUNNY!!!! XD
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stefaniexoxo14
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1 decade ago
i think i just died laughing lololol
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PurplePinkDreams
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1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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anorexia
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1 decade ago
...i got it after reading it 3 times...HAHHAHA.
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HelloKittyDomoNyanCat
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1 decade ago
Omg the joke is that he needs to go to the bathroom, shake hands with hism pen15
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poofidy
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1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS GREAT
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LoveMacLipstick
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1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
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yolo143youonlyliveonce
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1 decade ago
hahahah omg this is the funniest thing ever!!!!
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huds98h
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1 decade ago
I STILL DONT GET IT. X/
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maaddiissoonn
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1 decade ago
THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH.
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KennaS13
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1 decade ago
LMAO! For people who don't get it, what do boys use to go to the bathroom? .... Yep you get it now!
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myahkeller10 · 1 decade ago
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is it wrong that i want to marry the 3rd boy?