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SmilesxAllxAround
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March 28, 2011 10:16pm UTC

Am i the only one
who actually doesn't mind
my period?

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beclouger
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March 28, 2011 10:09pm UTC

I just broke up with someone
and the last thing she said to me was,
"You'll never find anyone like me again!"
*I'm thinking, I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you.*
Saw it somewhere, thought it was funny(:

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tay12
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March 28, 2011 10:10pm UTC

& I guess you really
Have to be perfect, and hott, and have long beautiful hair, and boobs, and the best body for guys to actually like you.
♥

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danceatheart
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March 25, 2011 6:10pm UTC

hot guy: hey.
girl: hi.
hot guy: can i..........
girl: yesssssssss............. :)
hot guy: have your friends number?

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LoveLikeYouveNeverBeenHurt
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March 25, 2011 6:10pm UTC

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuanna.
Jack got high,
dropped his fly.
& said to Jill
"Ya wanna?"
Jill said yes,
dropped her dress.
& Then they had some fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
& now they have a son.

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AreocrombieXx1
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March 25, 2011 6:10pm UTC

Old people at weddings always poke me
and say
"You're next."
So, I started doing the same
thing to them at funerals
:)

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xolovelikewoexo
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March 25, 2011 6:14pm UTC

I wonder which boys play more,
Black-ops
or
girls.

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saphire_flames
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March 25, 2011 6:15pm UTC

brushing your teeth six times
before you go to the dentist
so they think you have really
good teeth
♥
format credit to: lovebywhisper

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ijustwannarun2232
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March 25, 2011 6:21pm UTC

Have you ever been walking down the street/hallway and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going?
But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions.

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bananahannah2121
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March 25, 2011 6:45pm UTC

"Wet and sticky is very
icky, Sticky and wet
make mommy upset."
Gotta love iCarly.♥

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madisonbrooke
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March 25, 2011 6:45pm UTC

Dear wind,
I know I'm wearing cute panties but the guy behind me, doesn't need to know.
Sincerely, girl wearing a skirt

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dancer19
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March 25, 2011 6:59pm UTC

That awkward time when someone suggests that your best guy friend and you would make a cute couple
and you consider it
then you get a visual and know that's never going to happen

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