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soccertrack
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June 1, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Bucket List #52
Learn Korean. Get pedicure.

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soccertrack
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June 1, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Bucket List #53
Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.

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soccertrack
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May 26, 2013 6:26pm UTC


Cop: "Freeze."
Criminal: "Everybody clap their hands." ♥

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soccertrack
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May 26, 2013 6:28pm UTC

²+ y +8 [(x + 2y² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9. x...
Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life...

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soccertrack
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May 20, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Me:*breathes*
Mom: EXCUSE ME?
Me: What?
Mom: I don't like your additude.
Me:But I--
Mom:Don't you dare talk back to me young lady.
Me: Okay.
Mom:One more word out of you and I'm grounding you for a month.
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:*blinks*
Mom: That's it. Give me your phone.

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soccertrack
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May 20, 2013 7:28pm UTC

Bucket List #44
Jump into a taxi and scream "Follow that car!"

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soccertrack
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May 22, 2013 10:28pm UTC

In texting there is a HUGE difference between:
Bye and Byeee

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soccertrack
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May 23, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Bucket List #45
When a telemarketer calls, answer with: Good, you remembered the code language. Now, where did you hide the bodies?

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soccertrack
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May 23, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Bucket List #46
Clip a combination lock into the ring of someone with hollow ear gauges. Run away.

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soccertrack
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May 23, 2013 5:10pm UTC

Bucket List #47
Go to the airport. Set off the metal detector at security. Tell them that it was probably your abs of steel

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soccertrack
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May 26, 2013 10:50am UTC

Bucket List #48
Get on your friend's phone, change your name to God, and then text them, "I know what you did."

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soccertrack
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May 26, 2013 10:53am UTC

Bucket List #49
Become a teacher. Give a test where the answers are all the same letter, except one of them.

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soccertrack
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May 26, 2013 10:55am UTC

Bucket List #50
Dress up as Waldo on picture day. Turn your yearbook into your own personal Where's Waldo book.

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soccertrack
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May 19, 2013 3:43pm UTC

Oh, you broke your leg?
Well thats sad...
now let me use your crutches

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soccertrack
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May 19, 2013 3:47pm UTC

What A Lovely
s h a d e o f w h o r a n g e y o u a r e t o d a y ;)

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soccertrack
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May 19, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Britney Spears.
Britney Spears who?!
Oops I did it again.

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soccertrack
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May 19, 2013 9:16pm UTC

Bucket List #42
Do my daily shopping while wearing a ski mask.

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soccertrack
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May 19, 2013 9:19pm UTC

Bucket List #43
Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "get a life" on them.

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soccertrack
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May 18, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Teachers call it, "going to the bathroom," students call it, "this is boring, I'm leaving..."

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soccertrack
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May 18, 2013 9:39pm UTC

The only date you've had is a fruit.

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