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December 30, 2012 5:05pm UTC

What is Witty's unofficial motto?
Write quotes to express, not to impress.

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December 31, 2012 10:46am UTC

mum: darling, remember you have a family new years eve party very soon
me: W H A T ?!?!!!!!
my mind: oiowfsaiuidv a FAMILY party with SOCIALISING people
me: noooooooooooooooo
mind: you'll have to be SOCIAL
laptop: dont gooooo, dont leaveeee, pleeease stay with meeeeeee
mind: OWEFIUAHFFBAVADF
me: *coughs loudly*
me: oh what a shame, looks like i'm coming down with the flu
me: *dramatically passes out*

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January 2, 2013 4:48pm UTC

When i'm older and my daughter asks who my first love was, i don't want to have to pull out the old photo album.
I want to be able to point out across the room and say:
''He's sitting right over there''
-kaaryll

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January 2, 2013 5:11pm UTC

Some horrible guy
dick !
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Funny wittian
Is this your answer to Facebook's question 'What's on your mind?'
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phee
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January 5, 2013 12:46pm UTC

Seals are just dog mermaids.
think about it...

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phee
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 10:56am UTC

after school holidays when you pick up your pen and your just like
"how do you use this?"
anyone else?

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January 6, 2013 1:31pm UTC

sheldon: i'll have a diet coke.
penny: can you please order i cocktail, i need to practise mixing drinks.
sheldon: fine i'll have a virgin cuba libre.
penny: that's rum and coke without the rum.
sheldon: yes.
penny: so, coke?
sheldon: yes, and would you make it diet?

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phee
posted a quote
January 7, 2013 4:45pm UTC

Just remember,
if we get caught you're deaf
and
i don't speak English.

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phee
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Can someone who is
American or something,
please tell me who demi lavato is?
(might of spelt her name wrong)

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phee
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC

I will do anything
humanly possible to reach the
remote
without getting up.

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January 9, 2013 4:27pm UTC

sheldon cooper
"Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors."
us
"Scissors cut paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes scissors."

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phee
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 4:44pm UTC

w h a t i f
Birthmarks are where you were killed in another life.
mind=blown

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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phee
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 8:28am UTC

person: your heart, is that too much to ask for?
me: nah, not at all. while your at it, take another valuable organ, like my lungs

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posted a quote
January 13, 2013 9:09am UTC

"I'M SO UGLY"
sure, that's why you have
197 photos in an album called
"ME<3"