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sheldon: i'll have a diet coke.
penny: can you please order i cocktail, i need to practise mixing drinks.
sheldon: fine i'll have a virgin cuba libre.
penny: that's rum and coke without the rum.
sheldon: yes.
penny: so, coke?
sheldon: yes, and would you make it diet?

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sheldon: i'll have a diet coke. penny: can you please order

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