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  1. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    girls...
    we say we like nerds...
    when we really just like attractive people in glasses

  2. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 7:21pm UTC
    always warn someone before
    putting them on speakerphone

  3. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    HE'S DATING YOU
    because he wants to
    if he liked her, he would be going out with her, not you.
    so chiiillllll out :)

  4. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    hi there. :)
    no matter how overused it is,
    i still feel like a ninja when i highlight quotes like this.

  5. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    PEOPLE SAY
    "society killed the teenager."
    what you don't understand is,
    you are society and you have the POWER to
    CHANGE it.

  6. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN
    you were going to post a quote but then someone steals it from you before you do
    and it looks like you stole their quote :(

  7. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    DOESN'T THAT TEMPLE RUN GUY EVER GET A CRAMP?

  8. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    GIVE A GIRL A MARKER,
    SHE'LL DRAW A HEART.
    GIVE ME A MARKER,
    I'LL DRAW ON YOUR FACE.

  9. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 2:02pm UTC
    if you were stranded on an island....
    and could only bring one thing with you, what would it be?
    i would bring an airplane so i could fly myself outta there :)

  10. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    Dear parents,
    stop saying,"Don't play with your food!"
    ...you spent the first 2 years of our lives convincing us it was an airplane

  11. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    IF YOU ARE A BOY, HIGHLIGHT BELOW
    GIRLS, NOW FAVORITE THIS QUOTE :)

  12. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 9:11am UTC
    You This Read Wrong
    Am I Right?

  13. pinkteddy pinkteddy
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 8:57am UTC
    AM I THE ONLY ONE
    WHO SAYS, " I NEED TO ITCH MY ARM"
    INSTEAD OF SAYING, "I NEED TO SCRATCH MY ARM,"
    ONLY ME?

:)

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