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  1. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

  2. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:45pm UTC
    When people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

  3. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:44am UTC
    College should be $ 25

  4. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 10:27am UTC
    don’t let me go outside at midnight because I’ll suddenly get very excited and want to go on an all-night adventure

  5. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    I could be a billionaire and I’d still illegally download music

  6. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    when you discover new music and it feels like you found jesus

  7. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    * accidentally showers for 5 hours *

  8. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    In 2 seconds you'll be singing "i'm a barbie girl" in your head.

  9. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    In the winter i sleep with 12 blankets on
    in the summer i turn on a fan and then sleep with 12 blankets on

  10. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 1:47pm UTC
    I can't even draw a straight line using a ruler,
    why do people expect so much from me?

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