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  1. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

  2. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    people who shower in less than 5 minutes?
    ..?
    ???
    HOW???????????????

  3. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 1:31pm UTC
    me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that

  4. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:34am UTC
    No. I don't see 'Aw, you look just like a Barbie doll' as a compliment.

  5. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
    parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
    parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
    me: *putting shoes on*
    parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING.WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

  6. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    what a beautiful morning I want to die

  7. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    "lets take this to the bedroom"
    I say as I carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

  8. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    How bra stores seem to think things work:
    Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
    C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
    Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.

  9. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

  10. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    hey bro
    bro
    broski
    brosicle
    broseidon, god of the brocean
    brotato chip
    brotein shake
    brosef stalin
    barack brobama
    teddy brosevelt
    don quibrote
    adrien brody
    gallilebro gallilei
    napoleon bronaparte
    brobo cop
    leonardo dicapribro
    broseph mengele
    bro nye the science guy
    selena bromez
    broey deschanel
    bro dimaggio
    wolfgang amadaeus brozart
    brohemian rhapsody
    osama bro laden
    mighty bro young
    brodo the hobbit bro
    broprah winfrey
    broby di.k
    abroham lincoln
    what’s up?

  11. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 11:29am UTC
    Saying "no we can't " when Bob the Builder and his gang said "can we fix it?"
    because you were a rebellious c.nt of a child

  12. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me.
    Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper “I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours? "

  13. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    me: *bumps into mannequin in a shop*
    me: sorry

  14. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE F.CKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS B.TCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

  15. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Can cute boys around me stop being
    - gay
    - younger than me
    - 15 years older than me
    - 1234512345 miles away
    - taken
    - famous
    - fictional
    - or dead?

  16. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    Dear movie "Lord of the Rings" you're so evil for making me cry of sadness then from happiness and then from sadness again. I can't take all the feelings you b.tch

  17. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    My week is basically
    Monday
    Monday #2
    Monday #3
    Monday #4
    Friday
    Saturday
    Pre-Monday

  18. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:21pm UTC
    When your crush cuts his hair and suddenly the feelings are gone and then you feel awkward because you only loved them for the hair..

  19. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    insects bug me

  20. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 12:55pm UTC
    *holding phone in hand*
    where the f.ck is my phone

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