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*crybaby*
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May 16, 2014 6:30am UTC

the people who make lyrics videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

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Carla Crahan.*
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May 15, 2014 2:28pm UTC

I think it's totally normal find a cóndom in the school.
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*start to puke*

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MadiCakes
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May 15, 2014 1:36pm UTC

Sometimes I use big words I don't fully understand, in order to make myself sound more photosynthesis. ☺

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:38pm UTC

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:49pm UTC

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:43pm UTC

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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happiest*
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May 15, 2014 2:46pm UTC

someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

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† *
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April 7, 2014 9:33pm UTC

Minnie Mouse's full name is actually Minerva Mouse.
#Now You Know

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† *
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April 7, 2014 8:43pm UTC

When I have a bra that matches my underwear,
I really feel like my life is together.

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BravoSierra
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April 7, 2014 5:23pm UTC

"i'd date a fan" doesn't mean
"i'd date a 12 year old who knows more than I do"

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nicole🌹*
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April 7, 2014 3:48pm UTC

My crush Snapchatted me a video
of himself playing with a gun
that shoots bubbles and if that's
not the cutest thing you've ever heard of
then what is life

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BravoSierra
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April 7, 2014 5:53pm UTC

me: i'm always so lonely
friend: wanna hang out
me: no

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BravoSierra
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April 7, 2014 4:45pm UTC

person: you call yourself ugly so people will compiment you
me: no, i call myself ugly beause i'm ugly

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SuperNovaChic
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March 17, 2014 12:13pm UTC

"Sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead" I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop.

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Carla Crahan.*
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March 17, 2014 8:06pm UTC

☺I hated everyone before it was mainstream☺

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cutepuppies01
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March 7, 2013 5:19pm UTC

I loooooooove 1D!!!!!!

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cutepuppies01
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March 8, 2013 10:00am UTC

There are many people in the world but only one YOU!!!

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cutepuppies01
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March 8, 2013 2:29pm UTC

How is you, good cauze I wanted to know
~Glozell

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cutepuppies01
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March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC

Hanging out with my bud!!

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cutepuppies01
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April 18, 2013 2:54pm UTC

IF YOU LOVE 1D YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND!!!

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