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xThisIsMyTurtle
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March 8, 2012 6:04pm UTC

Dear Rapists,
I've slept with more little
Kids than you ever could.
Sincerely, Teddy Bear
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BravoSierra
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March 8, 2012 3:15pm UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
I'm a lazy texter.
Unless you're cute.
Format By: Pegasister18

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dancergrl101
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 3:29pm UTC

We all have that friend
that acts innocent, but understands all the dirty jokes

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UnfogettableMe
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March 8, 2012 5:24pm UTC

So today, I went into the doctor's office, extremely excited to find out the gender of my baby, with Austin by my side.
The first thing the doctor was able to tell me was that my baby was a boy.
And then, after a while, his face kind of went expressionless.
And so he walked out and got another doctor.
The other doctor looked around, and he had the same face.
They left, and Austin and I had no idea what was going on.
And when they came back, they told me that my baby had no heart beat.
Rest in Peace, Austin Chrstopher David. Mommy loves you.

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LuvStruckTeen
posted a quote
March 8, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Girls are like apples.
The
best ones
are on top
but the boys dont want to
reach for them because they're afraid
of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they
settle for the rotten one's on the bottom
that aren't good, but easy.
So the think
apples on top
something
is wrong
They
with them, when in reality they're
amazing
just have to wait for
right boy to come
the one who's brave enough
To climb,
all the way to the top
.

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BravoSierra
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February 22, 2012 9:44am UTC

Fuckerr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Am I the only one
Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
February 22, 2012 3:49pm UTC

She straightens her hair
puts on her eyeliner,
glosses her lips &
takes one last look in the mirror,
all for the boy who will never care.

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TayaElizabeth12
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 9:37am UTC

Fac e b o o k a n d W i t t y
Facebook, someone added you as a friend. Thoughts "Who the F is that?'
Witty, someone follows you. Thoughts "Wahoo, new best friend!" ♥

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BravoSierra
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February 29, 2012 10:37am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
Dear hair, I really love you,
But I will kill you with a flat iron every morning.

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bailie008
posted a quote
February 29, 2012 4:39pm UTC

Me: Oh my god. My period is late.
Me: AM I PREGNANT?
Me: Wait...
Me: Still a virgin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: I must be carrying the next baby jesus.
Me: Seems legit.
-tumblr-

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jimmy365
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 1:09pm UTC

"Wow you're cool."
fav if you just read that in a sarcastic voice ッ

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Abby. *
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 11:08pm UTC

That awkward moment,
when you accidentally make eye contact with someone like five times.

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Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
posted a quote
February 25, 2012 8:26am UTC

One Direction things#110
Interveiwer: Zayn, are you a boobs, bum, or a legs kinda man?
Zayn: All 3, but women aren’t objects so I prefer personality.
Mrs_ZaynMalik69_1D
♥
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youcouldcallmeshy
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 9:13pm UTC

Most girls want a guy who would hold an umbrella over their head & carry them over puddles. I want a guy who would steal my umbrella, jump in the puddles just to splash me and kiss me before I could yell at him.

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 9:15pm UTC

I'm addicted to:
❒Drugs.
❒ Alcohol.
✔Music.
✔The Internet.
relax mom, i could be worse.

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Kalliefornia
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 10:24pm UTC

Josh Hutcherson: I'm single. I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute!

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yourcool
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Boy: Let's play a game, any game, just not hide and seek.
Girl: Why not hide and seek?
Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find.

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kaiteelove
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 9:49pm UTC

*cute guys walk by*
Me: "Act natural."
Bestfriend: "MOO!"
Format: twilightgirl995

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_AllOfMyConfessions
posted a quote
February 23, 2012 10:39pm UTC

For every fave this gets
I will go a day with out cutting
I promise..

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