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pickle_ninja

1. pickle_ninja
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2011 4:31pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you're throat makes a funny noise, & people think you burped ..
   
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2. pickle_ninja
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   February 19, 2011 4:27pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When someone posts lyrics as their status on facebook, & they're the wrong lyrics ..
   
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3. pickle_ninja
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   February 19, 2011 4:24pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you hear yourself eating crunchy food, & wonder if other people hear it, too ..
   
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4. pickle_ninja
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   February 19, 2011 4:23pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When a fat person calls herself fat ..
   
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5. pickle_ninja
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   February 19, 2011 12:03pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you share your candy with your friends & some random person in class asks for one, too ..
   
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6. pickle_ninja
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   February 19, 2011 12:01pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you say 'bye' to someone, & you both end up walking in the same direction ..
   
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7. pickle_ninja
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   February 19, 2011 11:30am UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you just woke up & your dog is starring at you ..
   
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8. pickle_ninja
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   February 19, 2011 11:28am UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When someone asks you to take a group photo & nobody moves ..
   
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9. pickle_ninja
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   February 19, 2011 11:27am UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When you see someone you know not wash their hands after using the bathroom ..
   
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10. pickle_ninja
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    February 18, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    THE DEPRESSING MOMENT
    When Ronnie is so sad about losing Sam, he locks himself in the bathroom & cries ..
    
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11. pickle_ninja
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    February 18, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    THE DEPRESSING MOMENT
    When your computer breaks down & realize you have no life ..
    
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12. pickle_ninja
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    February 18, 2011 5:24pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When Bella is on her period & Edward uses her tampons as teabags ..
    
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13. pickle_ninja
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    February 18, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    THE DEPRESSING MOMENT
    When everything seems so much funnier when you aren't allowed to laugh ..
    
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14. pickle_ninja
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    February 18, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When someone you used to know comes up to you & you can't remember their name ..
    
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15. pickle_ninja
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    February 18, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you're at a party but you only know one person, & they leave you there to fend for yourself ..
    
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16. pickle_ninja
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    February 18, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    THE DEPRESSING MOMENT
    When a 10 year old is taller than you ..
    
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17. pickle_ninja
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    February 18, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you realize that if Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner got married, they'd both be Taylor Lautner ..
    
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18. pickle_ninja
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    February 17, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you get sent to look for something & keep coming back with the wrong thing ..
    
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19. pickle_ninja
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    February 17, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    THE DEPRESSING MOMENT
    When you move like- 1 cm & you lose your signal ..
    
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20. pickle_ninja
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    February 17, 2011 12:07pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you say your sister is really ugly & 2 minutes later someone says you two look a lot alike ..
    
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