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  1. _prettyletdown _prettyletdown
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 10:11pm UTC
    i want a guy who will sweep me off my feet
    or at least make a fool of himself trying ♥

  2. julie2013 julie2013
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 7:44pm UTC
    don't people realize there's an
    11:11 A.M. too?

  3. Clumsyxo Clumsyxo
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 8:38pm UTC
    I wish the StateFarm Jingle Actually Worked.
    I would ask for so many things:)

  4. xoxlilsab9xox xoxlilsab9xox
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:35pm UTC
    Where'd you go?
    [( I miss you so )]
    Seems like it's been
    F . O . R . E . V . E . R
    Since you've been gone♥

  5. xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx xxxxSoccerFreakForLife3xxxx
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:06pm UTC
    Children in the dark cause accidents.
    accidents in the dark cause children.

  6. LCostello LCostello
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 5:23pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. xXTwilightlvrXx1901 xXTwilightlvrXx1901
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 5:20pm UTC
    "You really love him, don't you?"
    a simple psychological question. Not a single name was mentioned.
    But suddenly, someone came into your mind as you read it
    Favorite this if HE came into your mind [♥]

  8. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 5:12pm UTC
    This Is For All The People
    That Have Experienced The Pain
    Of Stepping On A Lego

  9. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  10. clumsgirl811 clumsgirl811
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 3:23pm UTC
    And I know i'm not the only one,
    who feels
    very uncomfortable
    when they meet
    someone named
    Dick....
    =D

  11. blm123456 blm123456
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 3:25pm UTC
    it was a warm summers night
    i was sitting on the two person swinging chair my family owns down at the across the street from my house and i was swinging back and forth and back and forth watching the sunset over the horizon. then all of a sudden by boyfriend sneaks up from behind me and sits down. we were sitting together watching the sunset and then all of a sudden he reaches his tan toned arm behind my back and rests it on my shoulder, right then i smiled and rested my head on his shoulder. knowing i wouldn't want to be interupted during this moment i take my free hand and slide my phone out of my pocket and turn the volume down to silent and slide my phone back into my pocket. he looked down at me while i looked up at him and we both smiled, then rite there he started to lean in closer so i picked my head off of his shoulder and started to move in closer too. soo our lips met, it felt like sparks were flying everywhere. his lips were so soft as he held the sides of my face and my arms were around his neck it was an amazing sensation and i just didn't want to stop. everytime he would go into kiss me again i would think to myself i am so lucky. the kiss was like the ones you would picture at the end of the notebook or the last song. it was long and wonderful until....
    i woke up

  12. AlwaysAlexis AlwaysAlexis
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 3:26pm UTC
    Falling In Love
    its like jumping off a
    very tall building,
    Your Brain Tells You,
    Its not a very good idea
    WHILE,
    your heart <3 tells you
    YOU CAN FLY
    not mine <3
    Phonezoo.
    <3
    Follow me.

  13. _iluu_x3 _iluu_x3
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2010 3:26pm UTC
    Hey,
    Where's Perry?
    -Phineas&Ferb ♥

  14. qtpiecoco7 qtpiecoco7
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2010 3:12pm UTC
    Have you ever l.o.v.e.d somebody so much;;
    You can't breathe when your near them? ♥
    -Eminem.

  15. DontStopBelieving DontStopBelieving
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 11:12pm UTC
    Mr. Krabs: "Take that pile of filth out with you!"
    Spongebob: "Mr. Krabs! You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!"

  16. xocutiepie7 xocutiepie7
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 8:13pm UTC
    "but mom,what if i get kidnapped?"
    they'll bring you back, trust me.

  17. LostPieces LostPieces
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2010 3:36pm UTC

    Little girl, fourteen, flipping through a magazine says she wants to look that way
    But her hair isn't straight, her body isn't fake and she's always felt overweight
    I wish that you could see that
    beauty is within your heart
    you're perfect just the way you are
    there could never be a more beautiful you

  18. xthatsnotmynamex xthatsnotmynamex
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2010 10:32am UTC
    roses are red, violets are blue,
    now you're with her,
    &+ i'm happy for you.
    violets are blue, roses are red,
    i'm only kidding,
    i want her dead.

  19. blue_eyes_blue_skies blue_eyes_blue_skies
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 9:16pm UTC
    Psh & you guys laughed at me when I said
    Shark-boy was hot…♥

  20. dhOpeqUrl dhOpeqUrl
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    6,645,666 american children died from
    abortion .
    click the ( ♥ ) if your against abortion .

:)

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