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    posted a quote
     September 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Has anyone else realized that "Usher" and "Ellie Goulding"
    Both have songs named "Burn"..?
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    posted a quote
     September 20, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    Generally, we admire the thing we are not
    - Stephen Fry
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    posted a quote
     September 20, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    *Hovers mouse over "Witty" expecting a mini-heart attack*
    Me: aaawwwwwhhhh.. ;[
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    posted a quote
     September 17, 2013 4:48am UTC
    *Walking past crush, trying to look good*
    *Falls over*
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    posted a quote
     September 16, 2013 4:01am UTC
    Spend life with someone who makes you happy,
    N O T S O M E O N E Y O U H A V E T O I M P R E S S .
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    posted a quote
     September 16, 2013 3:58am UTC
    BEST FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND.
    Y e a h , t h a t ' s c a u s e t h e v e r y b e s t f r i e n d i s a l r e a d y m i n e .
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    posted a quote
     September 16, 2013 3:56am UTC
    My life.
    My choices.
    My mistakes.
    My lessons.
    N o t y o u r b u i s n e s s .
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    posted a quote
     September 12, 2013 6:36am UTC
    Did you ever notice that "OK" is a sideways stickman..?
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    posted a quote
     September 5, 2013 3:11am UTC
    You want a perfect girl..?
    Go buy a barbie.
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    posted a quote
     September 5, 2013 2:53am UTC
    That annoying moment..
    #whenyou'retryingtofigureoutwhatthehashtagissayingandyouputitinsylablesbutsometimesyoustillcantfigureoutwhatitsaysandyourealizethathalfofitwasspeltincorrectly.
    c:
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    posted a quote
     August 27, 2013 4:08am UTC
    rong grama. .-.
    Doesn't it annoy you..? o-0
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    posted a quote
     August 24, 2013 7:24am UTC
    Stars can't shine
    Without darkness.
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    posted a quote
     August 2, 2013 10:08pm UTC
    " BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE
    THOSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER, AND
    THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND"
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    posted a quote
     July 30, 2013 2:13am UTC
    Its the thought that counts. <3
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    posted a quote
     July 27, 2013 5:05am UTC
    Me: *Sitting in front of the computer*
    Mum: Go fold the clothes.
    Me: Okay.
    Me: In a second.
    Me: Alright don't rush me.
    Me: Okay, okay, no need to tell me twice.
    Me: FINE!!! Okay..?!
    Me: WHATEVER, ALRIGHT..?!
    Me: OKAY!!!!!!!!! Urgh..geez.
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum:
    Me:
    Mum:
    Me: Wait..what did she say..? ._____.
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    posted a quote
     July 27, 2013 4:53am UTC
    Me: *Hovers mouse over 'Witty'*
    Me: *Dies*
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    posted a quote
     July 27, 2013 4:08am UTC
    Chess is the most truthful game ever invented.
    Why, you ask?
    Well, the King in the game can only move one space at a time, no further, in order to win.
    The Queen, on the other hand, she can move wherever she likes, as far as she likes, in order to win.
    Compared to real life;
    Boys can only move to their way to win one step at a time.
    Girls, on the other hand, can move freely from losing, to winning, whenever they want.
    Isn't it obvious?
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    posted a quote
     July 26, 2013 12:26am UTC
    Isnt it weird;
    That you think your accent is the only normal one.
    The other accents sound strange.
    But everyone else thinks that about you..?
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    posted a quote
     July 26, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Harry Potter got accepted into the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry at the age of 11.
    Now I know I have no hope of being accepted.
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    posted a quote
     July 23, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    What does 'lolz' mean..?
    Laugh Out Loud..Zebras..?! c:
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