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  1. Sarrah Sarrah
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 1:36am UTC
    Best friends
    Two words
    Two syllables
    Two people who are always there for each other

  2. girlwiththeheadphones girlwiththeheadphones
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 12:20am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. xxwhocaresxx17 xxwhocaresxx17
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 11:22pm UTC
    When a guy likes me,
    even if I don't like him,
    I don't want him to stop.
    It makes me feel worth it.

  6. music_is_my_life music_is_my_life
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 3:46pm UTC
    You're a teenage girl?
    you pull on push doors?////
    you're in love with a guy that doesn't love you back ?
    Wait, you're not perfect?
    XX WOW, me neither! XX
    > I'm a teenage girl too! <
    what a coincidence!?!?
    I mean how many non-perfect teenage girls,
    are on a website like this?

  7. sillyslinky sillyslinky
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 12:14am UTC
    "Are you going to school tomorrow?"
    "No, I'm riding my unicorn to Alaska."

  8. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 3:18pm UTC
    W h e n p e o p l e c r y i n m o vi e s t h e y l o o k
    beautiful.
    When people cry in real life,
    Your face gets all red, your eyes get puffy, and then
    theres the whole snot thing.. .

  9. OnYourSide OnYourSide
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 4:04am UTC
    Because of Icarly,
    I want a Buil-a-bra in my mall.
    Beacuse of zoey 101,
    I wish i could go to PCA.
    Because of Phineas and ferb,
    I wish I had two little brothers [like that].
    Because of the suite life on deck,
    I want to live on a boat.
    & because of Hannah Montannah,
    I think my bestfriend
    Is secretly a pop star.
    Format; Kayteeeeh

  10. AcousticAngela AcousticAngela
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 10:33am UTC
    ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן

  11. Dreamless Dreamless
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2009 3:22pm UTC
    when I turn 21...
    I'll be legally able to do all the things I've been doing since age «13».

  12. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
    (;
    →[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

  13. meganspoppin meganspoppin
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    && am i the only one
    who runs out of abercrombie screaming "AAAAIIR!"
    and out of hollister screaming "LIIGHTT!"?
    ;D
    my friend told me this a while ago.
    not minee but its hilarious;D

  14. JPowers1 JPowers1
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2009 4:09pm UTC
    Does anyone else wonder
    If guys sleep in the same bed at sleepovers?
    [favorite this if you do]

  15. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  16. Titan4Life Titan4Life
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    Yesterday.
    the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
    teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
    "Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
    replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
    laughing all period.
    ♥MLIA♥

  17. iwillloveyou_forever iwillloveyou_forever
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2009 2:16pm UTC
    I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
    "Hi, how are you?"
    I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I dont know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
    "Doing just fine."
    And the other guy says:
    "So, what are you up to?"
    What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say,
    "Uh, just traveling."
    At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
    "Can I come over?"
    Okay, this question is too weird for me but I figured I could just be poliete and end the conversation. I tell him,
    "No, I'm a little busy right now."
    The I hear the guy say nervously...
    "Listen I'll have to call you back. Some idiot in the other shall is answering all my questions."

  18. xoxlilsab9xox xoxlilsab9xox
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:10am UTC
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  19. jessicax3579 jessicax3579
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    January 28, 2010 7:39pm UTC
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  20. Nessazhere Nessazhere
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2009 7:17pm UTC
    Favorite if:
    -you sit in your towel after a shower because you're too lazy to get dressed.
    -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up.
    -you hate when one string of you're hoodie is longer than the other.
    -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't.
    -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway.
    -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything.
    -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks.
    -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it's serious.
    -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them.
    -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice.
    -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in.
    -you text the person next to you things that you can't say out loud.
    -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can't get past them.
    -you're always tired no matter how much sleep you get.
    -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps.
    -you use the "sup" head nod.
    -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh.
    -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared.
    -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.
    You gotta love facebook fan-pages.(=

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