I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but I dont know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doing just fine."
And the other guy says:
"So, what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say,
"Uh, just traveling."
At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
"Can I come over?"
Okay, this question is too weird for me but I figured I could just be poliete and end the conversation. I tell him,
"No, I'm a little busy right now."
The I hear the guy say nervously...
"Listen I'll have to call you back. Some idiot in the other shall is answering all my questions."