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Miluiel*
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June 12, 2014 5:06pm UTC

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

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capsized*
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June 12, 2014 6:26pm UTC

so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.

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capsized*
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June 12, 2014 6:33pm UTC

me every monday: i can't wait for another weekend.

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capsized*
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June 12, 2014 6:34pm UTC

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
tequila mockingbird

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capsized*
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June 12, 2014 6:42pm UTC

what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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IAmAUnicorn
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June 11, 2014 3:48pm UTC

I finally stood up to my boss and got what I deserved
…
Princess Peach!
Take that Bowser.

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kristabff
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June 19, 2013 1:25pm UTC

Wittian: Favorite this if you can't tell the difference between hungry and bored!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're in love with someone but they don't love you back!
Wittian: Favorite this if you hate the opinion quotes!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're sitting on a chair or sitting on the ground!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're on your computer right now!
Wittian: Favorite this if you're breathing!

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kristabff
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June 21, 2013 4:47pm UTC

At a funeral.
Me: I just can't believe this... she's gone.
My mom and dad: YES I'M SO HAPPY FINALLY
Me: WTF SHOW YOUR RESPECT
A cousin: Aww man i wish she was still alive, she was so hot
Another cousin: Haha yeah and she ran so fast
Me: I'm going to miss her so much.. rest in peace, my lovely Dell Inspiron with Srs Premium Sound and Intel Core i3.
Me: SHE WAS SO YOUNG

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Cammie
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June 22, 2013 1:08pm UTC

*when i was at mcdonalds in the mall food court*
*girl takes spoon from counter*
employee: hey! you have to buy something to take the spoon!
girl: *takes one lick from the spoon and slowly backs away*
me: wtf just happened.

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GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3
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June 24, 2013 1:28am UTC

me: [whispers] ….space…
me: the final frontier
me: these
me: are the..[voice breaks]…voyages…
me: [gasping for air] of the…
me: s t a r s h i p..
me: [sobs]
me: [sobs]
me: [continues sobbing]

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