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xxHelloLovelyxx · 1 decade ago
No I have not! I know people who have and people tried to get me to, but I never did. Have you?
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summerl0vinn · 1 decade ago
after i posted it and read through it i noticed that too :/ but my story isn't as "pure" as that one is, it's more about a girl's struggle, i just didn't want to rush it. i want to give it a few chapters until i get into that aspect of it:)
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
I'M BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
Awkward moment when you didn't even know I was gone o.O
I missed you all so much! It was horrible without you! & today, when I got home, I was like YOU AND ME WITTY, TILL DEATH DO US PART.
Well, obviously, I'm here on your gracious profile to tell you that I have uploaded (:
I also made a song up, ready... It's 5 o'clock in the morning, *enter guys name* got h0rney. *enter girls name* said she was going to bed soon, so *enter guys name* snuck into her bedroom and they had all night until they heard their mamas come upstairs!
Hehehhheee, my fail of making up a song-thingy (:
But doesn't matter cause I have Witty!
Bye lovely! <3
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emz17lover · 1 decade ago
ahah thats ok :)
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Awhh, thank you! (:
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR SMITHERS!!
I will never forget that one sentence up there, like every time someone sings the birthday song thingy, I think of that. Does any one else do that? :o
I had my pink mufti-day for breast cancer today, I honestly don't know how all you Americans (and anybody else who gets to wear whatever the f/ck that'd like to school) do it. I was struggling to find an outfit to wear just for one day!
Arghh!
A new chapter is up, I have exams in three weeks... EW! So, I don't know if the next chapter is going to be the last chapter for three weeks or if I'm going to continue. I'm yet to decide, because I really should be studding :/
Anyways, I love you && have a great night/day!
Xx Mariiaa
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emz17lover · 1 decade ago
Iknow, but she was just making a joke. We learned all about Islam and Muslims so we already knew that.
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hahhaa, I'm sure you got all the boys following you ;)
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
So, I thought that was very appropriate because I'm . Nope, still not appropriate but I swear, you can trust n o b o d y anymore. I feel like everybody hates me && a few days ago, I heard a few girls talking about me. The girls who are supposed to be some close friends. RAWR. Guess not.
I needed to get that out, excuse my rant hehehhehee
I LOVE MEAN GIRLS.
I think just about every body does. You know it came out in 2004...
BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS, Y'ALL! Tomorrow, at school, I'm having a pink-mufti day. I wish it was Wednesday, not Friday... that would be EPIC.
Okey dokey, a new chapter is up -- or maybe it isn't ;) You never know, you might go to my profile and be like -.- because you went there & I hadn't actually uploaded.
Mwahhhhaaaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhhaaaaa
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hello lovely! <3
Guess what?!
*nobody answers and everybody looks around awkwardly*
No?
Ok. :c
I was going to tell you I put a new chapter up but you probably already realised that when you like, saw my username.
Things aren't awkward unless you make them [[I worked out]] and I make everything awkward. Even if its not awkward, I'll be like 'Awkward' and then it'll turn awkward.
I won't be uploading until Thursday, I wrote it in the authors note at the bottom of chapter but most of you probably don't even read that, or this. Imagine if I was just typing to myself & like nobody read it...
...Awkward...
I pretended to be one of my friends today, does any one else do that? We had a substitute for Maths though I think she already knew who we were ^.^ But for Science, even though the teacher was our normal teacher she played along with it.
...I want a BOYFRIEND.
IF I WAS YOUR BOYFRIEND I'D NEVER LET YOU GO!
I feel like I'm forever alone... what if all of Witty gets boyfriends/girlfriends and I'm the only single one with my 69 cats?!
I'm going to name my cats now, Mallory, Jade, Flower, Gromitt, White, Gray, Black, Blue, Pink, Purple, Lilac, Brown. 12 DOWN, 50 SOMETHING LEFT!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Dear diary,
today was such a hard day... I just don't know what to do anymore, every time I try to be happier they shoot me down.
Actually, I had a good day for the reason I got like no homework && I got two tests back and I went really good.
I just wanna say, hi grandma if you ever read this... Like, you're awesome! && whoever else is reading this, your grandma is awesome! ;)
I was on witty && I like, uploaded so I hope who ever is reading this enjoys it...
I was listening to The Motto, randomly so...
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
That's the motto YOLO.
Until next time, Maria <3
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Heyheyhey! c:
Well, it is 12:13pm on Saturday in Sydney, Australia. It is 21 degrees Celsius and the wind is coming at 37km/h. Today, the temperate is going to get to 24 degrees Celsius and will go as low as 9 degrees Celsius at night. Thanks for listening, I'm Maria. Stay tune for more daily weather forecasts.
That was a fun fact, wasn't it?
No?
Okay, so maybe you didn't need to know that but if one of you live in Sydney, Australia at least you know the weather! (:
I could like, never ever been a weather reporter. Or I could do mean girls style.
"Its 60 degrees and there's a 30% chance that its already raining." *feels boob*
New chapter's up, lovely
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
Yeah plus I love animals If I could I would adopt all of the ones who get put to sleep at animal shelters.The only good thing is in Michigan they have a few No-Kill shelters.I was thinking of doing that as well
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
I mean court reporter lol but i kinda want to be a vet
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
I want to be a vet or court recorder
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
Yeah Central Michigan right now but onky for a few years till my gpa is up then Michigan State
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
I know It took forever but Im so happy no more high school and I can move on with my life I only have to deal with this yeat then I graduate yay
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
Yeah I have friends in every class but my 6th hr but he wont be in there due to the fact that mostly girls take it hahah
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
Depends If hes not in any of my classes.The good thing is is that he can only be in 3 of mine and that the classes change 2nd semester.I don't know if hes in my first 3 classes because he never got his schedule because he wasn't here but If hes not in any or my lunch I can shrug it off
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xxcorinne95xx · 1 decade ago
I don't know.I mean he hasn't even tried talking to me yet so I may just shrug it off.
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