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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. Meghan* Meghan*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 11:04am UTC
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  3. iwishiwasbeautiful iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    i love nutella.

  4. DuckAddictant DuckAddictant
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    I don't have OCD,
    But when the teacher erases the board,,,
    And ends up leaving a mark or two;
    <<I go insane on the inside.
    nmf/

  5. lanielovesunicorns lanielovesunicorns
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:18am UTC
    DO You know
    Who's Beautiful?
    read the second word
    nmf

  6. x3sammii x3sammii
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    It's sad when you get hurt so much
    that you can just say, "I'm used to it"

  7. kd00 kd00
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    I just lost my mood ring...
    not sure how I feel about this
    format by kd00


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. lanielovesunicorns lanielovesunicorns
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    "Why is your bucket on top of our door?"
    "Why is your door under my bucket?"

  10. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    So, don't you worry your pretty little mind,
    People throw rocks at things that shine..♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    SHE KNOWS EVERY WORD
    To THe saDDesT sonGs,
    « and she sings along »

  13. Moonlightmadness Moonlightmadness
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 2:09pm UTC
    Whenever I see fishies in a tank,
    I feel the need to poke the glass
    and scare them.

  14. Mafinha Mafinha
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Sharks aren't so bad,
    IF A STRANGER ENTERED MY HOUSE
    WEARING ONLY A SPEEDO, I WOULD
    PROBABLY ATTACK HIM TOO.
    nmf

  15. mymindsingsx mymindsingsx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    When youtake of your sweater,and your shirt desides, " I WANNA COME OFF TOO! "NMF

  16. tracylivesunderyourbed tracylivesunderyourbed
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 5:10am UTC
    Telling your parents something funny
    and ending up
    fighting.

  17. That_Secret13 That_Secret13
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    Witty Island,
    Witty should buy an island. All of it's users would get relocated to the island where we will all live together.
    There will be free wifi throughout the island, &
    Free laptops will be handed out upon arrival to those that didnt have one.
    There will be houses that we will all live in,
    sorted by types of quotes... Love, Funny, Vent, 1D, Hunger Games, Stories, Poems etc.
    There will also be music constantly playing throughout the island, varying in many different genres.
    We'll throw crazy parties and there will be maids to clean up our messes after.
    Also, there will be a special supermarket with every food known to man in it and it's all free.
    & Lets not forget, you will also be given a cat, because b*tches love cats.
    Even if it were just for a day,
    I dont know about you man but.
    my quote, idea from Tumblr
    I'd want to go there ♥

  18. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 2:29am UTC
    I looked at myself and thought,
    Hey, you don't look that fat or ugly right now!
    Then, I remembered the lights were off.

  19. XxMaggieexX XxMaggieexX
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:16am UTC
    That look you give your friend
    when the teacher says we can pick our partners.♥

  20. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    so, he hit me in
    the shoulder with a
    chair... by accient.
    i can already hear the
    wedding bells<3
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

:)

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