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  1. TheLovelyHazelnuts TheLovelyHazelnuts
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:14pm UTC
    that awkward moment....
    When your guy friend punches you as a joke andhe thinks it's funny but it actually hurt really bad.
    ©wittyformats

  2. Autumn4ever Autumn4ever
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    I SHOULD
    BE OVER
    YOU. // ♥

  3. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:38pm UTC
    Don't you hate it when
    Your hair actually looks good,
    but you're not going anywhere.

  4. livvxyourxlifeee livvxyourxlifeee
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    FACT:
    Suicide is the
    third leading cause of death
    among teenagers.
    Fave if you think that this number is too high.

  5. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:44pm UTC
    Pausing your TV. .
    then laughing at the way the people look

  6. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    I struggle to say a full sentence
    Without saying 'like' ♥

  7. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 5:02pm UTC
    If I'm weird around you, then I'm comfortable with you.

  8. lizzyforever11 lizzyforever11
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle
    little b i t c h
    i hope you fall
    into a ditch

  9. carolineblueeyes carolineblueeyes
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 8:43pm UTC
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    call me mr. facebook
    i can make yo grades drop !
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  10. molliechristina97 molliechristina97
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    The most faved quote on witty has
    10,500 favs,
    &and I'm happy when i get 2.

  11. lanapoll lanapoll
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 2:11am UTC
    Today I was sitting in class
    Popular girl: Hey nerd!
    Friend: Don't be mean, he could be your boss some day.
    Nerd: Highly unlikely. I don't plan on being a pimp.
    The whole class clapped for him
    fav if you get it♥
    true story

  12. misscocobean misscocobean
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    Executive Producers told Adele to lose weight.
    ...but she replied 'I write music for ears, not for eyes'
    <3

  13. LiveLoveSmilexo LiveLoveSmilexo
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Losing friends. Not getting asked to prom. Not making the team. Sitting alone. Meeting his girlfriend. Breaking your arm. Parents divorcing. Not being skinny enough. Failing midterms. Tripping in the hall. Knowing how he feels. Being backstabbed. Fighting with friends. Jumping too high. Getting teeth pulled. Crying in the middle of class. Gaining weight. Not having the right clothes. Having braces tightened. Being in a car crash. Being labeled. Being played. Having a family member die. Becoming something you're not. Not being pretty enough. Having surgery. Being sick. Laughing too loud. Saying the wrong thing. Fighting with parents. Not fitting into last year's jeans. Losing your textbook. Getting a driver's liscense. Losing your phone. Changing. Flying on a plane. Standing up for something. Not pleasing someone. Missing someone. Being mocked. Being embarassed. Trying to look flawless. Not having the latest iPod. Hoping they care. Losing someone in the army. Being weird. Breaking-up. Losing touch. Making the wrong choice. Faking a smile. Crying in your room. Being jealous. Being second-best. Trying too hard. Walking in heels. Falling asleep crying. Not having close friends. Moving. Being in pain. Watching him with her. Forgetting about that essay. Waking up late. Being lied to. Hearing the truth. Faking a smile. Hurting someone you care about. Moving on. Growing up. Taking risks. Being led-on.
    GOT FEARS? LET 'EM GO.
    notmine//credittowhoever

  14. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    If your gonna miss summer 2011 fav this

  15. Kat013 Kat013
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    Do you think it's funny
    telling her she's nothing?
    Do you think it's funny
    making her cry every single night?
    Do you think it's funny
    seeing those scars on her arms?
    Do you think it's funny
    calling her ugly?
    Well, would you think it's funny
    if someone made your life a living hell every single day?
    Yeah, didn't think so.

  16. kaylieex3 kaylieex3
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 4:19pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    I wear Hollister,
    because I like their clothes.
    I wear UGGS,
    because they're comfortable.
    I wear North Face,
    because its warm.
    I wear Skinny Jeans,
    because they make me look taller.
    I wear Makeup,
    because its a form of art.
    I straighten my hair,
    because it looks better that way.
    I do my homework,
    because I want to pass.
    I get good grades,
    because I study.
    I eat,
    because I like food.
    I worry about my weight,
    because I don't want to be fat.
    I write, because
    I know my notebooks will always listen.
    I sing, because
    its how I bond with my daddy.
    I play video games,
    because they're fun.
    I play guitar,
    because it's beautiful.
    I take pictures,
    to document the memories.
    I cry,
    to get my emotions out.
    I scream,
    to let people know I'm not okay.
    I text,
    to get in touch with people.
    I take my medicine,
    so I don't die.
    I sleep,
    to take away the pain.
    I use witty,
    to relate to other girls.
    I volunteer,
    to help those sick animals.
    I miss,
    because I want them in my life.
    I live, because life is a gift (:
    quote by aberdoddles42

  18. kyraxaryk kyraxaryk
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    this time i'm not leaving without you. ♥

  19. Abieber100 Abieber100
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

  20. Dumblovexoxo Dumblovexoxo
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    >>>>>>> i love feeling smart.
    I I'll start at zero, count by two's when i get to five.. i'll stop loving you!♥
    nmf/nmq

:)

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