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  1. jessicaaak jessicaaak
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    if you don't treat her right,
    don't be upset when
    someone else does.
    nmf.

  2. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    it's facebook hun,
    not your diary
    sincerely,
    i don't care how much you 'love' your
    boyfriend.
    nmf/nmq

  3. liviababy liviababy
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    Got an A in Chem!!
    WTF, well done!!
    Mom, what do you think WTF
    means?
    Well that's fantastic.

  4. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    A girls diet
    always begins tomorrow..


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Ccdavillie97 Ccdavillie97
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Lets play Truth Or Dare..
    Or lets just play Dare.
    Because no one tells
    The truth anymore..

  7. Heather_baby_123 Heather_baby_123
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2011 11:05pm UTC
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    Girls want a lot of things from one guy;
    && guys want one thing from a lot of girls
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  8. bByy0uzfiNee_x3 bByy0uzfiNee_x3
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2009 11:57am UTC
    you didn't love her, -->
    you don't [d e s t r o y] the people you love.
    -greys anatomy

  9. kimbahhlayx kimbahhlayx
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 10:12pm UTC
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  10. alyssaalyssa alyssaalyssa
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 9:37am UTC
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  11. xxtorrrrr xxtorrrrr
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    i t 's f u n n y h o w t h e p e r s o n
    you would take a bullet for
    I S S T A N D I N G
    behind the trigger

  12. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:58pm UTC
    Some girl in China lost her virginity at 12, her name was
    'SUM YUNG HO'

  13. Sarahl98 Sarahl98
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    People make too many Harry Potter jokes.
    Like siriusly.

  14. looveisblinndx0 looveisblinndx0
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    I blame Disney
    for my high expectations of love.

  15. suckaa4loveee suckaa4loveee
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    I never seen a tombstone that
    read:
    " Died fro m not forwarding that text to ten people "

  16. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    "I did something really stupid,"
    "What did you do?"
    "I trustedyou."

  17. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    See you later masturbator!
    In a while, pedophile! ;)

  18. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    My Phone Doesn't
    have enough battery to take
    pictures and videos
    But it has enough battery
    to remind me every 2 seconds
    that it has a low battery.

  19. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    i'm willing to brighten your day,
    even if i can't brighten my own. ♥

  20. Jewel Jewel
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Old enough to know better.
    Young enough to do it anyway.

:)

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