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okgalleta

1. okgalleta
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   July 11, 2011 12:07am UTC
   when we thought we had all the answers, the questions changed..
   
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2. okgalleta
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   July 8, 2011 1:59am UTC
   "there are plenty of fish in the sea"
   .. uhm, yeah that´s cool and all, but im a human
   
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3. okgalleta
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   July 6, 2011 11:48am UTC
   The awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus
   
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4. okgalleta
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   June 24, 2011 9:24pm UTC
   i used to be stupid.. then we broke up
   
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5. okgalleta
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   May 1, 2011 6:11pm UTC
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6. okgalleta
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   March 20, 2011 12:17pm UTC
   Justin Beiber is NOT GAY!
   wait... NEVER SAY NEVER
   
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7. okgalleta
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   January 24, 2011 5:06pm UTC
   Dear Justin Bieber, Ariel would really love her voice back. Sincerely, King Triton
   
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8. okgalleta
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   January 17, 2011 5:53pm UTC
   "even if you are not ready for the day, remember it cannot always be night"
   
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9. okgalleta
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   January 12, 2011 4:27pm UTC
   what the hell is up with fun sized candy? there is nothing fun about LESS CANDY!
   
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10. okgalleta
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    January 12, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    "Would you like a bag?"
    "No thanks, I'll just carry my 14 items on my head."
    
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11. okgalleta
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    January 12, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    Dear Guys,
    I am literally a jiggly blob of fat. Explain to me how that is sexy.
    Sincerely, A Boob
    
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12. okgalleta
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    January 12, 2011 4:09pm UTC
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13. okgalleta
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    January 12, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    you're not fat!
    come, grab two chairs and sit with us!
    
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14. okgalleta
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    January 10, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    don't make permanent decisions on temporary feelings
    
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15. okgalleta
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    January 3, 2011 9:33pm UTC
    dear heart:
    i met a boy today.. prepare to be shattered
    
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16. okgalleta
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    January 3, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    i'll get better at pretending nothing's wrong.
    
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17. okgalleta
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    January 3, 2011 10:12am UTC
    sure there's plenty of fish in the sea,
    but there's also sharks, seaweed, and toxic waste.
    
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18. okgalleta
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    January 2, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    When was the last time you did something for
    the first time?
    
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19. okgalleta
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    December 30, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    Entra un ciego a una cocina y agarra un rallador de queso y dice,
    ¿Pero quien escribio esta pendejada?
    
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20. okgalleta
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    December 29, 2010 3:57pm UTC
    question: when is the best time to tell someone you love them?
    answer: Before anyone else does..
    
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