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kandykyra
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February 3, 2011 6:52am UTC

Anti-pick up lines:
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.
Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
Girl: Okay. Go out.
Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
Girl: I have already seen it.
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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Just_Someonex
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December 1, 2010 11:03am UTC

My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay. My World Is Falling Apart. I’m out of control. I need help. Why can’t things go back to how they used to be? I hate this. I hate my life. Not again. I hate faking a smile. Don’t make me do it. I can’t handle this anymore. Where did my friends go? Why do you hate me? I hate myself. What’s wrong with me? I’m not okay.
“ I ’m F i n e.”

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believegirlxx28
posted a quote
November 30, 2010 11:46pm UTC

;
The saddest thing in the
world is
loving someone who used to
love you

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queenlex13
posted a quote
November 30, 2010 7:45pm UTC

Imagine if you woke up as a baby and your whole life was just a dream.
.... ♥ ....
favorite please. I never get my quotes in the top. I love you witty girls.♥

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read_between_the_linesX
posted a quote
November 28, 2010 12:28pm UTC

I BeLIEVE IN
AS MANY AS 6 IMPOSSIBLE THINGS BEFORE BREAKFAST.

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clayfreak08
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November 28, 2010 12:31pm UTC

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x3secreetlovve
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November 28, 2010 12:37pm UTC

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TaliaMarie
posted a quote
November 27, 2010 11:31am UTC

Men kick friendship
around like its a
football, but it doesnt
seem to crack, woman
treat it like glass, and it
always seems to go
into pieces .

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katiehickman
posted a quote
November 21, 2010 9:40pm UTC

Of course
[I'm]in[l]ovewith [y]oudarl[ing]
<3

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scream4never
posted a quote
November 18, 2010 4:39pm UTC

I wish we never had
That last kiss....

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forever_plusonex3
posted a quote
November 18, 2010 4:56pm UTC

It's like;
I avoid boys now. I used to look out for them, but I'm so over that. I have the biggest trust issues in the world, & I think that's why. All I ever heard was lies. I don't believe any of them could ever like me for me. I'm not looking for a boyfriend, even though I've been lonely as anything for the past year now, because I don't want to have to find them. I want them to give me a reason to trust them; that's what I need. Someone willing to prove that they'll take very, very good care of me<3

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princess_alone
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 11:13am UTC

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic.

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_spaceboundx
posted a quote
October 28, 2010 10:13pm UTC

i'm tired of this smile
that even i don't recognize.

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owleyes
posted a quote
October 18, 2010 8:10pm UTC

I tell you to stop tickling me ;
but the truth is I love your hand on my tummy

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soccer_chica2142
posted a quote
October 15, 2010 9:19pm UTC

You could move.
~Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood

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boomboomlove
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October 1, 2010 4:54pm UTC

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NiicoleMariex3
posted a quote
August 25, 2010 11:13am UTC

6 MONTHS AGO
You were only a hope to me
6 MONTHS AGO
You were finally born
6 MONTHS AGO
I got my first picture of you
6 MONTHS AGO
I flew to see you
6 MONTHS AGO
I held you for the first time
6 MONTHS AGO
I got the little brother of my dreams
6 MONTHS AGO
My life changed for a little boy
that my family adopted.
Stefan W. Nadeau
I love you so much little man.
<3

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