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I believe the key to my future is horoscopes and fortune cookies.

peacelovekelsie is my love.

owleyes
posted a quote
February 4, 2011 9:55pm UTC

McDonalds Worker : Hello, what would you like?
Customer : Hi, I'd like the sundae with no bacon and less lettuce, and a hamburger without the ham please.
Great way to confuse people.
♥

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January 4, 2011 9:41pm UTC

"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me I'll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind."
-Shakespeare

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owleyes
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January 4, 2011 9:21pm UTC

Once, a doctor asked a patient...
"Do you or any family members suffer from insanity?"
The reply he got?
"No, we all seem to enjoy it."
♥

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owleyes
posted a quote
January 1, 2011 4:26pm UTC

&Does anyone else think of
[[Fairy Oddparents]]
Whenever they hear the name
Wanda?
♥

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owleyes
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December 26, 2010 9:24am UTC

The 80's are back.
Skinny jeans;
Teased hair;
Leggings;
Neon colors;
Techno;
Leg warmers;
&Fluffy boots

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December 23, 2010 10:21am UTC

I think I'm the only one who remembers
PEE WEE HERMAN.
♥

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December 9, 2010 12:42am UTC

Growing up.
When goodbyes weren't too bad.
When movies weren't that sad.
When smiles weren't fake.
When you always cried for the bigger piece of cake.
When you wished you could cross the street alone.
When you used to play with only a toy phone.
When you laughed about the little stuff.
When you always tried acting tough.
The years you laughed your hardest.
The years you tried your best.
The years when you never got a pimple.
Oh, how those days were so simple.

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owleyes
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December 9, 2010 12:28am UTC

Part of me.
Part of me wants to let go.
Part of me always says no.
Part of me wants to cry.
Part of me knows when it's a lie.
Part of me thinks to the past.
Part of me thinks we ended too fast.
Part of me hopes of us.
Part of me doesn't agree and has a fuss.
Part of me wishes you'd stop playing this game.
Because Part of me knows it'll always end the same.

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owleyes
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December 1, 2010 10:45pm UTC

For every person who smiles
there's one who cries.
For everyone who's in denial
don't hide behind the lies.
For that time when you're so stressed
You just can't help but be depressed.
For the time when you don't want to try
Don't come up with some little lie
Live while you can
Breathe it in before you die
Because nobody want's to hear
that your smile was just a lie.

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owleyes
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November 29, 2010 7:31pm UTC

The Penny.
A penny lies on the street
It's run over
It's stepped on
But you see
The penny is used to it
Used to feeling unwanted
used to feeling like it doesn't belong
Nobody wants it
People will walk past this penny
Give it a tiny glare
But they won't pick it up
&That's exactly how I feel
Just like a penny.
-Always has been mine, was jocked before, but decided to re-do it(:

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owleyes
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November 15, 2010 7:24pm UTC

I tried dancing in the rain ---> It got too cold
I tried writing a story ---> I never finished it
I tried cutting my hair cuter ---> I jacked it up
I tried getting an A on a test ---> I forgot to study
I tried to run the mile ---> I got a cramp and walked instead
I tried to change my look ---> I got called a poser
I tried going a day without talking ---> I didn't last an hour
I tried holding onto you ---> I instead got my heart broken.
But hey, I'm only human.

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owleyes
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November 14, 2010 9:19pm UTC

Am - I - The - Only - One - Who - Read - This - Like - A - Robot?
:D

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owleyes
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November 13, 2010 9:38pm UTC

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owleyes
posted a quote
November 12, 2010 11:24pm UTC

I always wonder...
is the voice I hear in my head the same voice other people hear?

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November 12, 2010 11:18pm UTC

As much as I pretend to hate you, I would take a second chance with you. &That's what kills me.

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owleyes
posted a quote
November 12, 2010 8:59pm UTC

I sing the guitar parts.

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November 12, 2010 8:27pm UTC

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November 8, 2010 5:59pm UTC

That night
The night I cried so hard I threw up.
The night I cut so deep that I still have the scar.
The night I was talked out of suicide by my best friend.
The night I was told it was the right thing to do.
The night I could've gotten you back.
All ruined.
&Baby, I still want you.

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owleyes
posted a quote
November 3, 2010 8:12pm UTC

The day I turn 18
I'm walking out the front door with my middle finger in the air

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November 2, 2010 7:11pm UTC

Kindergarten : Where do you live?
First Grade : What's your email?
Second Grade : What's your house number?
Third Grade : Do you have a millsberry?
Fourth Grade : Do you have a club penguin?
Fifth Grade : Do you have an AIM?
Sixth grade : What's your cell?
Seventh Grade : Do you have a Myspace?
Eighth grade : Yeah, add me on facebook.

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