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ofmiceandm3ow
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March 18, 2012 9:10pm UTC

nmq
I only have eyes for you

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ofmiceandm3ow
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March 20, 2012 5:32pm UTC

i can be so cavalier

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blahhxxemmy
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March 20, 2012 8:35pm UTC

*pierced my own lip without asking, getting in the car with my dad, he sees it for the first time..*
dad: Hey- WHAT THE HELL
me: I-
dad: GET OUT OF THE CAR
me: *gets out*
dad:
me:
dad: GET BACK IN THE CAR
me: *gets back in the car*
dad:
me:
dad: WE'RE GOING TO DAIRY QUEEN
me:
dad: WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM DO YOU WANT
true story, lol

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AlwaysandFerrever
posted a quote
March 21, 2012 4:47pm UTC

$456
Thankyou all for caring about my mom this much.
I know that we'll have to be strong.
And thanks to all of you that read that, commented and fav'd
It means the world,
to see somebody that could live somewhere far or near,
sombody that I've never met,
or even heard of..
Cares that much about her.
I love you all <3
From the bottom of my heart.

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AlwaysandFerrever
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 6:36pm UTC

You don't have to read..
But if you do, I love you.
Mom got a call from the doctor.
They said that her blood cells are low.
They said that she could have ..
cancer..

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Checkmate
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March 20, 2012 5:30pm UTC

I became insane after long intervals of horrible sanity.
►

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Checkmate
posted a quote
March 20, 2012 4:47pm UTC

‎There exists in this country a plot to enslave every man woman and child. Before I leave this high and noble office, I intend to expose this plot.
-President John F. Kennedy
- 7 days before he was assassinated

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legit7
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Me: YOLO!
Cat:
Me:
Cat: Meow

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BeYourself1311
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC

1) First Name Of The Guy In Fresh Prince Of Belaire? Smith
2) What Is The Letter After T?
3) The Opposit Of Stop?
4) In Baseball, 3 Strikes And Your
5) Area= Length time
6) Do Re Fa So La Ti Do
<3 If You Get it:)

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iloveyaahx3
posted a quote
March 19, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Me: I'm so fat
Me: I need to diet
Me: I should start running
Me: Omg I need to lose weight
Me: Ugh I am so gross
Me: I should eat healthier
*parents come home from supermarket*
Me: Yolo

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laxgirl4life
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March 19, 2012 6:44pm UTC

Slide to the left <(0_0<)
Slide to the right (>0_0)>
Criss-Cross (>0_0<) <(0_0)>
Cha-cha real smooth (^-_->)
n m q

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Beccah
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March 19, 2012 11:45am UTC

Babe, I think you've got a tiny bit of face on your make-up.

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jellybean1234
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 9:17pm UTC

Dear Edward Cullen,
So, you stay young forever and sneak into the room of young girls? How original.
Sincerely, Peter Pan

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sunshinestateofmind
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 1:26pm UTC

Note to girls -
stop complaining about how there are no more nice and kind guys to go out with. They are all right here in the friendzone.

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mybr0kenheart
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 4:08pm UTC

There's only 1 thing
2 do
3 words
4 you
I love you. ♥

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Checkmate
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March 16, 2012 2:06pm UTC

I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life. This ridiculous weakness is perhaps one of our most melancholy propensities; for is there anything more stupid than to be eager to go on carrying a burden which one would gladly throw away, to loathe one’s very being and yet to hold fast, to fondle the snake that devours us until it has eaten our hearts away?— Voltaire

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unic0rn
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March 14, 2012 10:39pm UTC

It's pi day
pi day
Gotta get down on
PI DAY

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Checkmate
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March 15, 2012 5:20pm UTC

I dislike Americans because they say that they speak English but they add their own words like "butt" and misspell words like colour.
-Nathan Miller-Smith

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
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March 13, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Top 6 Lies People Tell
1) Im fine
2) that was my last piece of gum.
3) I'll call you back.
4) I'm coming mom!
5) I never got that text.
6) I have read and agreed to the terms & conditions.

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luckeyy
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March 14, 2012 3:19pm UTC

my cat is licking her private parts eww!!!
... i wonder what would happen if a person did that in public... would they get arrested???

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