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  1. ..::YUKI::..* ..::YUKI::..*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    Once you start to dislike someone everything they do begins to annoy you.

  2. ..::YUKI::..* ..::YUKI::..*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    If u think im ugly LOOK IN A MIRROR coz u mite crack it

  3. *Let_Me_Sleep* *Let_Me_Sleep*
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 5:55am UTC
    I hate how all the pretty girls on facebook gets no likes while the ugly one's gets 300+ like cos there bum or boobs are sticking out

  4. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    When They See Us Together,
    I Want Them To Say,
    "Wow, They're Still Together".♥

  5. kitty007 kitty007
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    MOM: Come wash the dishes!!!
    ME: What's the magic word?
    MOM: You will have no internet
    ME:*Washes dishes immediately*

  6. Lazaa Lazaa
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    I hate it how choclate always melts on my fingers.. I mean, Am I THAT HOT!? XD


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. JetsGirlXx18xX JetsGirlXx18xX
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2011 2:29pm UTC
    ♥ When I Told You I Was Sick
    you cried
    When I Got On The Plane To Have My Operation
    you didn't say good bye.
    I got lucky and got a donor heart
    But When I Came Home
    I Couldn't Find You
    Finally I asked your mom
    && She Said With Tears In Her Eyes
    "Where Do You Think You Got The Heart From ?"

  10. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  11. fuckyeahquotes fuckyeahquotes
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2010 4:29pm UTC
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  12. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.

  13. BrokenSmile__ BrokenSmile__
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2010 10:05am UTC
    I want a person who
    comes into my life by accident,
    & stays on purpose.

  14. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  15. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Sorry I'm not skinny enough.
    Sorry I'm not funny enough.
    Sorry I'm not tall enough.
    Sorry I don't plaster makeup on my face.
    Sorry I don't like tight dresses or short shorts.
    Sorry I like weird things.
    Sorry, but I'm not here to impress you.
    ©I_Dont_Know

  16. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 7:33pm UTC
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  17. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
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    September 16, 2012 7:47pm UTC
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  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Ugly girls are like unicorns
    They don't exist.

  19. tiabear15 tiabear15
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    It's not about
    ♦GETTING♦
    what you
    ☺WANT☺
    but
    ☻WANTING☻
    what you
    ♥GET♥

  20. tiabear15 tiabear15
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 5:41pm UTC
    Is there a
    START OVER
    Button?

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