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1. lollipopx3
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 10:09pm UTC
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2. _broken615_
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2012 6:12pm UTC
   Brotip #1274
   chicks dig scary movies;
   it gives them an excuse to get closer to you ♥
   nmf/follow for a follow/bros this one's for sure true.
   
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3. somethingwiththesunshine
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 4:51pm UTC
   Dear Camera
   Don't Lie!
   Sincerely,Mirror
   
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4. _broken615_
   posted a quote
   March 14, 2012 6:41pm UTC
   Things that p*ss girls off:
   sneezing after putting mascara on.
   nmf/ follow for a folllow
   
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5. _broken615_
   posted a quote
   March 27, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   I keep myself busy
   with things to do,
   but everytime I pause,
   I still think of you.
   Nmf/follow for a follow
   
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6. _broken615_
   posted a quote
   April 6, 2012 2:01pm UTC
   It's funny how
   You think that you actually mean something to someone and they just turn around and
   P R O V E. Y O U. W R O N G.
   nmf/follow for a follow
   
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7. pinkstar
   posted a quote
   April 23, 2012 5:42pm UTC
   Im Leaving this account
   So follow somethingwiththesunshine
   Because that's me
   This account is having tecnical dificualties
   So Im not going on it anymore
   :)
   
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8. somethingwiththesunshine
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 1:54pm UTC
   Im the kind of girl
   Who at 2am is sitting on the couch watching Star Wars eating mashed poatos
   Format by Sandrasaurus
   
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9. drama18xox
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2012 10:43am UTC
   ALL WITTIANS!
   There is a wonderfully, amazingly, awesome layout website called SSquaredlayouts.weebly.com. It is created by myslef and a friend of mine. She makes the amazing layouts, cursors, backrounds etc. and I do the managing. PLEASE VISIT THIS WEBSITE!!!! We can make your profile pretttttyyyy! ;)
   /nmf
   
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10. _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have never gotten a top quote before.
    -♥-
    
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11. somethingwiththesunshine
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    I haven't met you
    And this might be crazy
    But I have a story on here
    So read it maybe?
    
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12. drama18xox
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 6:38pm UTC
    TODAY
    I came on Witty to
    69
    then, I died of laughter
    
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13. drama18xox
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    FaveIf
    you have a birthday every year...
    
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14. WigWamBam
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 1:34pm UTC
    When i call my parents & they don't answer:
    No big deal
    when my parents call & I don't answer
    Like world war III
    
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15. LOLmonkey
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 2:05pm UTC
    When I'm bored I send a text to random number saying,
    "I hid the body, now what?"
    
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16. theregoesjake
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Message to all girls:
    you look better with NO make up on
    
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17. ForeverAlone_x
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    This is what a bag of peanuts said on the back....
    'May contain nuts'
    well I kind figured.
    
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18. SummerTimeee
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    ♥♥♥Am I the only one who thinks there should be a himbutton of when adding quotes ♥♥♥
    
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19. horsechick818
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 3:46pm UTC
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20. Niamhyyy
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Them: When will the world really end?
    Me: When the man from temple run finally escapes...
    ♥
    format credit to OneDirection
    
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