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theregoesjake

1. theregoesjake
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2013 10:32pm UTC
   Valentine's day is in 2 weeks
   and i dont have a
   girlfriend.
   Be my valentine?
   
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2. theregoesjake
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2013 10:27pm UTC
   To all girls:
   Shut up
   You are beautiful
   I know it and you know it
   Now move on
   
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3. theregoesjake
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 3:51pm UTC
   im not asking you to let your guard down
   im not asking you to trust me 100%
   im not asking you to be head over heels for me
   im just asking you to give me a chance
   
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4. theregoesjake
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 10:50am UTC
   Idg why us guys always have to make the first move, text first, say i love you first, and do everything first. How is that fair?
   I mean I'm cool with it but it doesnt make sense to me, so enlighten me please
   
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5. theregoesjake
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2012 3:28pm UTC
   Message to all girls:
   you look better with NO make up on
   
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6. theregoesjake
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   If you expect me to be your prince charming
   I expect you to be my perfect princess.. Deal?
   
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7. theregoesjake
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 4:47pm UTC
   why do girls always go for the bad guys?
   us good guys aren't that bad you know
   
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