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LOLmonkey

1. LOLmonkey
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   May 4, 2012 7:29am UTC
   i miss you. :\
   
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2. LOLmonkey
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   April 1, 2012 4:30pm UTC
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3. LOLmonkey
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   March 31, 2012 11:49am UTC
   "Worst. Idea. Ever.
   [pause]
   Let's do it!"
   
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4. LOLmonkey
   posted a quote
   March 31, 2012 11:26am UTC
   Text Message:
   I love you and only you, babe. <3
   Send To;
   Babe1, Babe2, Babe3, Babe4, Babe5, Babe6
   
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5. LOLmonkey
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   March 31, 2012 3:44am UTC
   Welcome to high school,
   the place where everything you say will be turned into a sexual comment.
   follow for a follow?:)
   
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6. LOLmonkey
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2012 2:05pm UTC
   When I'm bored I send a text to random number saying,
   "I hid the body, now what?"
   
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7. LOLmonkey
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2012 1:46pm UTC
   our phones fall
   WE PANIC
   our friends fall
   WE LAUGH
   
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8. LOLmonkey
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 5:05pm UTC
   Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at.
   
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9. LOLmonkey
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2012 4:58pm UTC
   UNIVERSAL LIES:
   1- I'm not drunk.
   2- I won't hurt you.
   3- Let's stay friends.
   4- She's just a friend.
   5- I lost your number.
   6- I need time to myself.
   7- I'll start a diet tomorrow.
   
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10. LOLmonkey
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    Things I do when I have to study:
    1% study
    99% telling people i have to study
    
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11. LOLmonkey
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    March 29, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    My room may be a mess but i know where everything is.
    
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12. LOLmonkey
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    Today,
    a twelve-year-old came up to me and said
    " May I please have a ciggarette?"
    I can't believe kids this age are already so polite.
    
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13. LOLmonkey
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 1:31pm UTC
    putting nailpolish:
    right hand looks like it was done by a professional
    left hand looks like it was done by a 5 year old
    
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14. LOLmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:36pm UTC
    You cry, I cryYou laugh, I laughYou jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder! :D♥
    
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15. LOLmonkey
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    December 31, 2011 12:26pm UTC
    YMCMB♥
    
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16. LOLmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    one thing 'bout music when it hits you feel no pain - DDrake♥
    
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17. LOLmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:10pm UTC
    one thing 'bout music when it hits you feel no pain- DDrake♥
    
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18. LOLmonkey
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    December 30, 2011 4:05pm UTC
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19. LOLmonkey
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Staring at a hot guy and wondering what your kids would
    look like if you get married, and thinking " daayyyuummm! Our kids are gunna be HOT!"
    <3
    
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