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  1. xBeautifulDngerx xBeautifulDngerx
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC
    A Guy Had A Crush On
    This Girl
    He followed her wherever she went.
    One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
    Girl: Why do you keep following me?
    Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
    Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
    (The Boy Turns Around)
    Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
    Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
    i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
    -xBeautifulDngerx

  2. lyssawissax33 lyssawissax33
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 3:12am UTC
    I'm not a princess, this ain't a fairy tale, Before you go, tell me this I'll be eighty-seven; you'll be eighty-nine
    I'm not the one you'll sweep off her feet, was it worth this? I'll still look at you like the stars that shine
    Lead her up the stairwell was she worth this? In the sky
    Just a small town boy and girl Why would you wanna take our love and tear it all apart,now? It's a love story
    livin' in a crazy world Why would you wanna make the very first scar? baby just say
    Tryin' to figure out what is and isn't true. Why would you wanna break a perfectly good heart? yes
    You'll be alright Today was a fairytale
    No one can jurt you now ♥ Taylor Swift♥ You were the prince
    Come morning light I used to be a damsel in distress
    We're on the phone and without a warning Everything is wrong I said, "Leave," but all I really want is you
    I realize your laugh is the best sound It rains when you're here To stand outside my window throwing pebbles
    I have ever heard And it rains when you're gone Screaming, 'I'm in love with you'
    Cause' I don't know how it gets better than this Been here all along You made a rebel of a
    You take my hand and drag me head first So why can't you see Careless man's careful daughter
    Fearless you belong with me? You are the best thing that's ever been mine

  3. BellaSwan14 BellaSwan14
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 3:49am UTC
    guy: i don't like you wearing that dress.
    girl: ok.
    guy: you'll wear a very very long dress next time, understand?
    girl: (am i a nun?) ok fine.
    guy: with a veil.
    girl: (angry)
    guy: wearing this ring.
    girl: (speechless) :o :D

  4. xRaiseYourGlassx xRaiseYourGlassx
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    amaZAYN
    ,
    fabouLOUIS
    ,
    extraordiHARRY
    brilLIAM
    phenomeNIALL.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Erinlovesyouboo Erinlovesyouboo
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    Ha you don't understand. It's a first love kind of thing. No matter how bad you hurt me, I'll never be over you. I compare you to every other guy and no one is you. It's really hard because i hate you but freaking love you so much at the same time. Maybe i don't hate you...maybe i just hate the things you did. It's hard to explain.

  7. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Adele might set fire to rain,
    But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. smileforthecamera282 smileforthecamera282
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    fave if you're going to be single this valentines day? :)
    Format by twilightgirl995

  10. Erinlovesyouboo Erinlovesyouboo
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 1:57pm UTC
    If she has
    500 likes and 400 comments on a picture,
    What's missing?
    her clothes


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    am i the only one who
    has never had a valentine?

  13. Snooshi Snooshi
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    Fave if you think
    there should be witty chat

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    I always wonder
    “If I die, how would my internet friends find out?”
    ♥ ♥♥

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    If a cop
    Ever pulls you over
    And says, “papers”.
    Say “scissors, I win” and drive off.

  16. owlcitylove373 owlcitylove373
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    F.O.O.D
    Fans. Of. One. Direction
    <3
    nmf/tumblr

  17. Amburr Amburr
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    When I grow up,
    I want a son first, then a daughter;
    So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Savannahxaleese Savannahxaleese
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC
    I have Cancer
    My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

  20. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
    Long but worth while...i promise
    Her name was Abby
    She was only five
    This is what happened
    When she was alive
    Her dad was a drunk
    Her mom was an addict
    Her parents kept her
    Locked in an attic
    Her only friend
    was a little toy bear
    It was old and worn out
    And had patches of hair
    She always talked to it
    When no one's around
    She lays there and hugs it
    Not a peep of sound
    Until her parents
    unlock the door
    Some more and more pain
    She'll have to endore
    A bruise on her leg
    A scar on her face
    Why would she be
    In such a horrible place?
    But she grabs her bear
    And softly crys
    She loves her parents
    But they want her to die
    She sits in the corner
    Quiet but thinking,
    " God, why? Why is
    My life always sinking? "
    Such a bad life
    For a sad little kid
    She'd get beaten and beaten
    For anything she did
    Then one night
    Her mom came home high
    The poor child was hit and slapped
    As hours went by
    Then her mom suddenly
    Grabbed for a blade
    It was sharp and pointy
    One that she made
    She thrusted the blade
    Right in her chest,
    " You deserve to die
    You worthless pest! "
    The mom walked out
    Leaving the girl slowly dying
    She grabbed her bear
    And again started crying
    Police showed up
    At the small little house
    They quickly barged in
    Everything was as quiet as a mouse
    One officer slowly
    Opened a door
    To find the sad little girl
    Lying on the floor
    It must have been bad
    To go through so much harm
    But at least she died
    With her best friend in her arms
    Press the <3 if your against Child ABUSE

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