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  1. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    So i'm invisible to you now?
    That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.

  2. cookie_monster_love cookie_monster_love
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:57pm UTC
    Dear Boys,
    If you want me to disappear, you have to support her more than I do.
    Sincerely, Bra.

    nmf.

  3. vanybee vanybee
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2010 3:29pm UTC
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  4. Titan4Life Titan4Life
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 8:04pm UTC
    Yesterday.
    the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
    teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
    "Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
    replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
    laughing all period.
    ♥MLIA♥

  5. kellyy823 kellyy823
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    ♥ Today I saw
    a teenage boy
    in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
    a box of tampons,
    chocolate,
    cough medicine
    & a box of tissues
    >>guys like that give me hope.<<

  6. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  7. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  8. iwrotethisforyou iwrotethisforyou
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 10:52pm UTC
    lazy fact #7256452565156897
    you were too lazy to read that number.
    format credit;; JustADream_

  9. cherrypink cherrypink
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    I BLAME MOVIES
    for my high expectations of relationships

  10. thebeautifulunknown thebeautifulunknown
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC
    Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
    Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
    (;
    →[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

  11. EmotionalTrickery EmotionalTrickery
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 10:16pm UTC
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  12. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  13. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2010 9:23pm UTC
    & who else adds that little pointless arrow - telling your teacher to
    flip the page over

  14. rosiecon9 rosiecon9
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 1:44pm UTC
    ATTENTION
    WITTY GIRLS!
    Last night "Merry Christmas Drake and Josh "aired on Nickelodeon. For the third Christmas in a row, the ratings have done exceedingly well. On DanWarp, the creator of the show Dan Scneider's blog, I emailed him about witty saying how the quotes are made by girls around the age of girls who would watch Drake and Josh. He said if this quote gets 1,000 faves, he will contact Drake Bell and Josh peck and ask them to make another season of the show. So,
    FAVE
    IF YOU WANT
    DRAKE AND JOSH
    TO COME BACK!!
    Y

  15. x3_never_let_go x3_never_let_go
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    HEY 90'S KIDS;
    Remember when..
    Everyone owned a pair of light up sneakers?
    Hey Arnold and Full House were the best shows ever?
    Everyone could sing the rap to Fresh Prince of Belair?
    "Talk to the hand" said it all?
    The ultimate comeback was "Well why don't you marry it?"
    Enie Meanie Minie Mo solved every little problem?
    Almost every sentence was finished with the word "NOT"?
    Everyone had at least one Tamagochi?
    When you learned the planets in school, Pluto was one of them?
    All movies came out on VHS?
    The Rugrats were still babies?
    Bill Nye was the smartest guy ever?
    You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school?
    Mr. Rogers was the coolest man alive?
    You knew the pink and red power rangers were meant to be together?
    Comic Sans MS was the coolest font ever?
    FAVORITE IF YOU REMEMBER<3

  16. xxheather109xx xxheather109xx
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2009 6:23pm UTC
    Favorite this if...
    you check your phone for no reason, because you know nobody texted you.
    you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
    you always hear your name, when its not being called.
    you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
    you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
    you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
    you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.
    facebook
    (:

  17. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 8:24pm UTC
    So I’ll forget I love you
    I’ll forget the moments we had,
    Our inside jokes, Our late night texts,
    I’ll forget the sweet things you said to me,
    Those looks we gave each other.
    Because it’s ok,
    its not like any of that mattered to me…
    </3

  18. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 8:11pm UTC
    Soon ill be okay,
    I’ll hear your name & I won’t even flinch.

  19. Banananutmuffin Banananutmuffin
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    Fav if you don't have a
    boyfriend
    comment his name
    ♥♥ ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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