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  1. MrsHoran66 MrsHoran66
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 1:30am UTC
    Imagine....[OneDirection]
    Niall hands you a mirror&you ask; "What are you doing?"
    "See this girl?I'm gonna marry her some day." He says&kisses you.
    should I make a series?

  2. Blackshoes Blackshoes
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    Be careful of what you say, a girl remembers everything.

  3. Smiley_101 Smiley_101
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Boy: Girl:
    I saw her today I saw him today
    It seems like it's been forever I wonder if he still cares
    She looks better then before I couldn't stop staring at him
    I asked how things were going I asked about his new girlfriend
    I'd picked her over any girl I'm with He's probably really happy now
    I can't even look at her without crying He couldn't even look at me
    I told her I miss her today He didn't mean it
    I meant it He doesn't mean it
    I love her He loves his new girlfriend
    I held her for the last time He gave me a friendly hug
    Then I went home and cried Then I went home and cried
    I lost her I love him

  4. TheWeirdGuyNamedCole25 TheWeirdGuyNamedCole25
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:56am UTC
    Yesterday,
    me and a group of friends hung out. One of them said he had a confession.
    He said he was gay.
    Know what my other friends did?
    Laughed and walked away.
    Know what I did?
    Smiled and patted him on the back. We started to walk down the street and he asked,
    "Why didn't you walk away?"
    I said, "They're complete d.ouches. You're my friend, and that's all that matters."
    And later on that day, we found a guy for him.
    Guess who had a date?

  5. ICONiac ICONiac
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 5:52pm UTC
    Adventurous Adventures Of One Direction Quote #3
    Louis: You think I can't read maps?
    Harry: That or you're holding it wrong.
    Louis: What with my hands? That's how most humans hold things. But I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.
    Harry: What? Are you saying I'm not human?
    Louis: I don't know. Why don't you ask your four nipples what they think, maybe those will give you a clue.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. bekahtheninja bekahtheninja
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 8:22pm UTC
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  7. gooliaxo98 gooliaxo98
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:51pm UTC
    Boy : Baby i miss you.
    Girl: Your Xbox broke didnt it?..
    Boy: ya...

  8. CourtLovesYou98 CourtLovesYou98
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:51am UTC
    When I was a kid I used to sing
    A B C D E F G H I J K
    "ELEMENOP"
    [fave if you did to]

  9. LarryStylison LarryStylison
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 7:55am UTC
    You know you're obsessed when...
    -you cant stop singing their songs
    -you feel like you are going to die if you dont watch at least 20 of their videos a day
    -you see someone wearing stripes and you immidiatly think of Louis
    -when someone says "Oreos" and you yell at them for inturrupting Louis
    -when you become obsessed with eating carrots
    -you cant go 3 hours with out mentioning or hearing something that reminds you of them
    -you talk in a British or Irish accent when you arent Irish or British
    -you spend all your money on 1D magazines
    -you could easily relate anything someone says to 1D
    -you truely feel in your heart that you WILL marry one of them
    fav if you're a true directi oner a

  10. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 9:22pm UTC
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  11. directionerrr directionerrr
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Zayn: What's something weird about your childhood Niall?
    Niall: I used to have an imaginary friend as a kid called Michael
    Zayn: What did you used to do in your spare time?
    Niall: We used to play football together
    *8 months later*
    Interviewer: Did any of you ever have an imaginary friend?
    Liam: I never did
    Louis: I think Niall used to?
    Niall: Michael is real.

  12. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    'You always hear songs about
    a broken heart and you think it's
    just a figure of speech, but it's true.
    My chest hurts. I have this sinking
    feeling where my heart is.. It's broken.'
    -South Park
    CREDIT TO PAPERLUNG

  13. i_hate_her i_hate_her
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:51am UTC
    Roses are dead, violets are too.
    I'm still in love but not with you..
    You said you loved me and that was a trick..
    So i'll just tell everyone you have a small d*ck

  14. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC
    you know what sucks about falling for
    a guy you know youre not right for?
    you fall anyway because you think he
    might turn out to be different.
    BravoSierra's format (=
    -Cinderlla story

  15. sydneyxrose sydneyxrose
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 1:27am UTC
    Her eyes don't light up when she
    hears your name anymore. She
    doesn't get chills when you walk by
    her & her heart doesn't race when
    you smile at her. You don't get to her
    like you used to. You're just a bad
    memory in the back of her mind. So
    don't be surprised next time you
    make your way past her & she
    doesn't even glance your way. &
    don't bother trying to talk to her, you
    won't get a response. She's over
    fighting the same losing battle. The
    saddest part is that you have no one
    to blame but yourself. She gave you
    every change you could have asked
    for. & you messed up every time.
    Now she walks around with nothing
    but a smile on her face & she laughs
    louder than ever before.
    Looks like you lost her, bro.

:)

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