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  1. shaysmiles shaysmiles
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    I'm so poor I rub
    perfume for magazines on my shirt...
    And when people say
    "OH YOU SMELL GOOD WHAT IS THAT?"
    I say
    "Page 5"
    -Kat Williams

  2. KATZ101 KATZ101
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Dear people who invented tampons and pads,
    Could you make those wrappers a little bit louder? Or maybe add some fireworks? Because I'm sure theres still some people down the hall that didn't hear me. ♥

  3. soccerluver22 soccerluver22
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 10:02pm UTC
    stop calling yourself
    hot, The only thing you turn on is a microwave.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. xxgoofygirlxx14 xxgoofygirlxx14
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    A relationship is like a
    Taco
    Sometimes it stays together, but usually it just falls apart into a big mess that's too hard put back together so you have to give up
    mq nmf

  6. nadinelolxoxo nadinelolxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Don't be insecure with your body.
    Imperfection is beauty.
    Always have the courage
    within yourself.
    nmf

  7. parody_of_a_smile parody_of_a_smile
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    I guess I don't like talking about my problems
    Because nobody really cares,
    And my 'friends' would just tell everyone else.

  8. braziliansoccerbabe11 braziliansoccerbabe11
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    my grades need to be higher.
    my weight needs to be lower.
    my stomach needs to be flatter.
    my wallet needs to be fatter.
    my skin needs to be tanner.
    my teeth need to be whiter.
    my heart needs to be stronger.
    my friends need to be uglier.
    my face needs to be prettier.
    my hair needs to be longer.
    my skirt needs to be shorter.
    my body needs to be hotter.
    my image needs to be cooler.
    my boobs need to be bigger.
    my waist needs to be smaller.
    society really knows how to make you feel like crap.

  9. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    Today I saw a
    homeless man
    holding a sighn that
    said "Why live in a
    $100K home when I
    can live under a 3
    million dollar
    bridge?"

    Nmq
    Audition for my wittyprofiles collab on
    youtube...link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4tQYoxGVV4

  10. tswiftforever13 tswiftforever13
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    She's strong, because she knows what it's like
    to be weak. She keeps a guard, because she
    knows what it's like to cry herself to sleep.

  11. leavingthelove leavingthelove
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Sweetheart,
    Your relationship ended.
    Not your life.

  12. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    Why do people always
    crave sweets when their stressed? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. ღ

  13. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    If you and your
    BOYFRIEND/ GIRLFRIEND
    traded phones for one day,
    would you still be together
    BY THE END
    ( Of The Day? )

  14. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Dear 5th grader on Facebook,
    How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, steal your animal crackers?
    Audition for my witty profiles collab channel on youtube heres the link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4tQYoxGVV4
    Format by BieberMad

  15. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Boy: Is your mom a baker?
    Girl: No, why do you ask?
    Boy: Cause she sure did make a cutie pie. ♥

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 3:41am UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=agET2ysyNSk
    i'm never taking anyone i care about for granted ever again, wow.

  17. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 10:08pm UTC
    You think that suicide is the only option left for you? Wrong. Suicide is a permanent solution for temporary problems. The problems that you have now won't last forever. Why do you want to do it? Is it that you think nobody would care? That the world would be a better place without your presence? You are wrong. You never know who you were supposed to become. What if you were destined to grow up to be an inspirational person who helps millions? Don't throw away what could be. Are you thinking about anybody but yourself in this? Have you thought about your poor parents? They will be broken, forever. They will never be the same. They will blame themselves. They will wonder what they did wrong. They will hate themselves. They will carry the pain of your death with them wherever they go. Think about your friends. The ones who love you exactly the way you are. Think about the pain they will feel when they hear the news. They will collapse on the floor in tears. The tears will not stop, the tears will never stop. Do you want to do that to them? Everyone you ever talked to will die daily. They will be forced to bear the pain of knowing that they couldn't help you enough. The guilt will drive them to hate themselves. Just seeing your name somewhere will cause them to break down. Think about your classmates, the kids you have gone to school with since you were little. The kids you thought hated you? They will hate themselves instead. They will blame themselves. Maybe they shouldn't have picked on you, maybe they shouldn't have joked around with you. Were they the reason you decided to take your own life? The pain will be undying. The guilt will consume them alive. Your classmates won't be able to hold back the tears when they see your empty chair in the classroom. Do you really want to spread the pain your feeling into the hearts of anyone you've ever known? By killing yourself, you would be leaving everyone broken, hurting. Everybody you thought didn't care? They all care more than you can believe. What if you were someones reason for living? Now, they have no hope left, you destroyed them. Are you willing to do that to someone you care about? Are you willing to ruin their lives because you couldn't think of any other solution to your problems? The only answer is suicide? No. Suicide is contagious, you never know whose life you could be taking along with yours. Are you willing to risk someone else's life? Your friends, your family, your future family. Those siblings that copy your every move now, look up to you. Do you want them to follow you into the darkness? There are people out there fighting to keep their lives, don't waste yours. There are other options, always.

  18. alissaxoxo99 alissaxoxo99
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 4:26pm UTC
    Walking around the kitchen,
    like Pac-Man when you're hungry

  19. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 4:50pm UTC
    D E A R P R I N G L E S ,
    when are you going to understand that
    I can not fit my hand inside your tube of
    D E L I C I O U S N E S S ?!

:)

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