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  1. soccer00512 soccer00512
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    the chase isn't
    worth the prize...

  2. GillyHicks GillyHicks
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    Cool your Jets;
    last time i checked i wasn't on a plane

  3. zebra_mama zebra_mama
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 1:51am UTC
    Me without you?
    that's like a shoe without laces,
    A nerd without Braces,
    ASentenceWithoutSpaces.

  4. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 4:16am UTC
    When someone says
    "Suck my dick."
    Just reply
    "Drop your pants."
    Their reaction?
    Priceless.

  5. Dianaax33 Dianaax33
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 7:42am UTC
    Dear Pinocchio,
    So... all I have to do is lie?
    Sincerely,
    Lord Voldemort

  6. ImNotOkayKid ImNotOkayKid
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:27am UTC
    LOL.
    Lack Of Laughter.

  7. angelface6 angelface6
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    life is the bítch
    & death is her sister
    sleep is the cousin
    what a fúckin' family picture

    nmf

  8. WizKhalifa4Life WizKhalifa4Life
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 10:43am UTC
    Don't Let The Sadness From The Past & The Fear Of The Future Ruin The Happiness Of The Present
    ~WizKhalifa:-*

  9. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 12:32am UTC
    Guys are dooshbags and i hate them all, They don't know how to deal with women, thats why i feel like the lesbian rate is going up in this country
    - snooki
    -not my format-

  10. IdCatchAGrenade IdCatchAGrenade
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:32pm UTC
    B E S T F R I E N D S
    has 11 letters.
    so does
    B A C K S T A B B E R .
    -Wiz Khalifa-

  11. aly2013 aly2013
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    ….

    I wish they made condoms for hearts.
    At least then i'll be protected.

  12. gappygirl579 gappygirl579
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    The best way to get someones attention
    is to never give them yours♥
    -Wiz Khalifa

  13. fistbump69 fistbump69
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 11:20am UTC
    "You are what you eat"
    That would explain why your a dick

  14. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    If he's dumb enough to walk away,
    Be smart enough to let him go ♥
    -Drake

  15. Serena_Forever_Love Serena_Forever_Love
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    After awhile,
    You learn that you don't need anyone else to survive.
    No one is ever going to always be there
    no matter what they promise you.
    You just gotta suck it up && accept it.
    - Hey Arnold


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. EmptyGlassxx EmptyGlassxx
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
    Kisses aren't kisses unless their
    tasted. Kisses spread germs
    germs are hated. So kiss me ♥
    I'm vaccinated ;)

  18. rawrritsaleeex rawrritsaleeex
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 1:20pm UTC
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  19. erinrawrr erinrawrr
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 12:15pm UTC
    I think i might need glasses
    >>because everywhere i look, people have two faces.

  20. Spongebobquotes Spongebobquotes
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 2:52pm UTC
    Spongebob Quote # 9
    Patrick: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!

:)

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