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nebraska99
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October 4, 2012 3:45pm UTC

If you feed me, I love you.

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nebraska99
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October 4, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Everythings better down where it's wetter! If you know what I mean.

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nebraska99
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October 3, 2012 3:40pm UTC

Peasants: Also known as everyone at my shcool.

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nebraska99
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October 3, 2012 2:34pm UTC

You're the boy,
with a real nice smile but a broken h e a r t i n s i d e .

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nebraska99
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October 3, 2012 2:04pm UTC

"Hell yes! My period started!" Said no one ever.
.

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nebraska99
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October 3, 2012 12:26pm UTC

I
On Wednesdays,
we wear pink.

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nebraska99
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October 2, 2012 3:33pm UTC

*English class*
Teacher: What's the explaination for this man to do such amazing things?
Me: He's a wizard.

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nebraska99
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October 2, 2012 12:20pm UTC

I know we only met, but lets
pretend it's love.

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nebraska99
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September 25, 2012 4:42am UTC

Crush: I love you.
Me: I know you don't love me.
Crush: As a friend I do.
Me: *friend-zoned*

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nebraska99
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September 25, 2012 4:39am UTC

How can I not fall for that smile?

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nebraska99
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September 25, 2012 4:32am UTC

I want to be the one
I want to be the one you always want to see.
The one you always want to be with.
I want to be the one you always come for help.
I wanna be the one you always ask for advice.
I want to be that person you can trust and tell me anything.
I just want to be the one in your life
and mean something to you.
you actually talk to.
credit_ ThatsSoMeee

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nebraska99
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September 18, 2012 11:39pm UTC

Steve, please name your child after me.

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nebraska99
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September 18, 2012 5:49pm UTC

I don't like this whole you not talking to me thing.

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nebraska99
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September 17, 2012 12:24pm UTC

Witty: This quote will have 161 comments and 790 favs.
Me: I don't appreciate your sarcasim.

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nebraska99
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September 17, 2012 12:22pm UTC

THANK GOODNESS
FOR PAJAMA DAY

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nebraska99
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September 12, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Me: *sneeze*
Everyone:
Me:
Everyone:
Me: *sneeze*
Everyone:
Me:
Everyone:
Me: *sneeze*
Everyone:
Me:
Everyone:
Me: Hey now, don't everybody shout bless you at once.

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nebraska99
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September 12, 2012 12:04pm UTC

For my schools fall musical this year we might be
performing Don't Stop Believeing based off of Glee.
Dear God, please let me be Kurt.

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nebraska99
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September 12, 2012 11:58am UTC

Welcome to the dark side. We have wifi.

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nebraska99
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September 11, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Maxy, you would've been 15 today. Rest In Peace. I miss and love you. You'll always be my best bud.

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September 11, 2012 12:07pm UTC

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