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yourcool
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June 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC

politeness has become so rare that
some people mistaken for flirtation.

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yourcool
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June 17, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Expect the best, plan for the worst and prepare to be surprised.

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StayStrongILoveYou
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 6:13pm UTC

Hey I Just Met You
And This Is Crazy
Kissing Burns 6.4 Calories A Minute
Wanna Work Out Baby
FormatBy:StayStrongIloveYou

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legit7
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 10:14am UTC

You were
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > BORN AN ORIGINAL..
So don't die a copy./////♥ .

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 8:14pm UTC

I don't jog. In fact, if you see me running, you better follow because it's likely something is chasing me.

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Andjela *
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 10:53am UTC

Happy father's day daddy,
No matter where I go, who I meet, and what I do, you'll always be my favorite man.
I love my dad so much.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy
posted a quote
June 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Be careful who
you call your friends. I would rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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luvcheer
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 1:50pm UTC

look like a girl..
act like a lady..
think like a man..
and work like a boss..(:

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peekabooismynamex
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 7:32am UTC

etc.
End of Thinking Capasity.

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sydneyjrw
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 1:28pm UTC

You realize your childhood is
over when you fall asleep on the
couch
and wake UP ON THE COUCH.
format by sandrasaurus

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callm3alex
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:22am UTC

You remind me of
my ch inese friend...
Ug Lee
format by wittygirl2010

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 2, 2012 6:44pm UTC

What if dreams are reality
and reality are just dreams
and when you die, you wake up?

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squire1319
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 10:16pm UTC

If Peeta had red hair
he'd be a ginger bread man.
Format by Sandrasauras

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The_Witty_Therapist
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 2:37pm UTC

THERE ARE PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA,
So don't be trippin' on a guppy. ♥

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 10:55am UTC

yeah i've made many mistakes
Life didn't come with instructions.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 7:44pm UTC

When life gets stressful,
we often forget
the things we should remember,
And remember the things we should forget.

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soccer_star1076
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 6:14pm UTC

You & I walk a fragile line, I have known it
all this time.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D LIVE TO SEE IT
BREAK

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 4:02pm UTC

"I think the words you stop
yourself from saying are the ones
that will haunt you the longest"
-Taylor Swift

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eskimokisses
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Admit it
You call Gatorade by its color
Not by its flavor
(:

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