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narcotic

1. narcotic
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   April 13, 2014 8:19pm UTC
   *signs on to facebook*
   "who are you and how did you find me?"
   
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2. narcotic
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   April 13, 2014 8:13pm UTC
   *throws flower petals at you*
   be my friend.
   
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3. narcotic
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   April 13, 2014 8:10pm UTC
   i just want to sleep all day.
   
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4. narcotic
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   March 10, 2014 8:14pm UTC
   does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you
   
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5. narcotic
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   March 10, 2014 8:09pm UTC
   me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*
   
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6. narcotic
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   March 10, 2014 8:05pm UTC
   plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize
   
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7. narcotic
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   March 10, 2014 8:00pm UTC
   my freezer is almost as cold as my soul
   
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8. narcotic
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   March 10, 2014 7:54pm UTC
   do you ever just
   wanna grab someone by the shoulders
   look them in the eye
   and say..
   "no one cares"
   
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9. narcotic
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   March 10, 2014 7:52pm UTC
   i hope i'm one of those kids that just magically becomes hot
   after they leave high school
   
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10. narcotic
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2014 7:49pm UTC
    call me super glue
    cause holy cow do i get attatched
    
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11. narcotic
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    March 10, 2014 12:21am UTC
    Teacher: do you understand now?
    Me: yeah, totally.
    Teacher: *walks away*
    Me: what
    
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12. narcotic
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    March 10, 2014 12:16am UTC
    isnt it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like, "I don't know how to hold to a pencil."
    
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13. narcotic
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    March 10, 2014 12:13am UTC
    i like pizza
    you like pizza
    i am bad at poems
    please date me
    
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14. narcotic
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    March 10, 2014 12:06am UTC
    i get progressively uglier throughout the day
    
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15. narcotic
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    March 10, 2014 12:04am UTC
    where's the customize button for my face
    
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16. narcotic
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    March 10, 2014 12:02am UTC
    i'll buy myself a big gosh darn wedding ring
    i'll marry my own dang self
    
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17. narcotic
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    March 9, 2014 8:02pm UTC
    me at any inconvience: this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
    
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18. narcotic
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    March 9, 2014 7:57pm UTC
    where can i buy that for free
    
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19. narcotic
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    March 9, 2014 7:27pm UTC
    *wakes up with one sock on* woah what a crazy night
    
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20. narcotic
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    March 9, 2014 7:20pm UTC
    dear attractive people, how do you do that.
    sincerely us ugly people.
    
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