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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 3, 2012 3:23pm UTC

when I get famous (which I will)
and publish my life story (which I shall)
There will be at least three chapters about you,
in which I will explain in great detail what a douche you were to me.
and I hope when you read it,
you feel really, REALLY bad.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 8:09pm UTC

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM STEVE:
Witty has too much swearing on it. I was contacted by Google and have until January 8th 2012 to clean up Witty or get kicked out of Google's advertising program. Please delete your quotes that have excessive swearing in them and report quotes with "extreme profanity" so they can be removed. A good rule of thumb to determine if you should delete the quote is if you'd be happy if your grandmother or grandfather saw the quote. (Thanks to a facebook fan for that). Why Witty needs the ads: The money earned from the ads pays for the web servers that Witty runs on. If I get kicked out of Google's advertising program, I won't be able to afford to keep Witty online and Witty will have to be closed down.
This scares me.
We don't just make quotes on witty, we make friends.
We give advice when there's no where else to go.
We're someone a million miles away's shoulder to cry on.
Witty has saved friendships.
Witty has saved relationships.
Witty has saved pride.
Witty has saved lives.
Witty is where you can go when you feel like everyone is against you to see that there are some beautiful, wonderful people in the world that care about you.
We are a family.
I would never sacrifice these things for
a curse word.
This is a petition.
Fav here if you swear to avoid cursing in your quotes.
Keep this in your favs for Witty.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 18, 2012 5:36pm UTC

How I see dogs:
Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Maltese, Labradore.
How I see cats:
cat, cat, cat, cat, cat.
follow me, i follow back:)-jimmy365
format by ThatsSoMeee :)

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 1:07pm UTC

Some day, I'm going to find a cure for cancer...
Not just for Matthew, but for everyone who's been affected by it..
NOBODY deserves to go through that pain.

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livsbestfriendryan
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 2:20pm UTC

the tooth fairy
is teaching little boys&girls that they can sell their body parts for money
©livsbestfriendryan

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 2:24pm UTC

I Told You
things I never told anybody else. then you just left

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ispeakonlytruth
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC

K
Every kiss begins with K ;)
Too bad ugly begins with U.
....
nmf.

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Tortoises
posted a quote
January 16, 2012 1:39pm UTC

1912:
The Titanic Sunk.
2012:
a cruise ship sunk
How totally coincedental.
-Freaky-

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mmeeker713
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 3:05pm UTC

"mom can i go to the mall?"
"ask your father."
"dad can i go to the mall?
"ask your mother."

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 3:34pm UTC

it sucks when someone changes,
and you can't do anything about it. its even worse
when they deny it.

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FallingApart_
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 4:11pm UTC

Awww look
my middle finger likes you. ♥

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 3:58pm UTC

We spend too much time wondering
why we're not good enough
but not enough time listening to
the reasons why we are.

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tylerr
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 3:22pm UTC

you're just like monday,
nobody likes you.

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
January 12, 2012 2:54pm UTC

I stay up all night
and regret it in the morning
anyone else?
soccerloverx03x

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confessions_of_a_cutter
posted a quote
January 11, 2012 4:42pm UTC

Society
Can try to hurt you all that it wants to,
but the minute you hurt yourself,
You're letting them win.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 9:08pm UTC

I Just Want
you to be happy, even if it means I'm drowning in my tears

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 8, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Whatever.
I'm used to it. I've been through this way too many times.
you got bored with me. you decided you don't want me in
your life anymore. I don't blame you or anyone else who's ever left.
I'm not anything worth holding onto.

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
January 9, 2012 8:38pm UTC

Caring About
something or someone only gets you broken
i n t h e e n d

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