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myquotesarethebest
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November 15, 2010 4:57pm UTC

Omegle ♥
Me: Hiiiii! ♥
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: hello
Me: :D
Me: whats up?
Stranger: who are you?
Me: I'm an Australian unicorn that is purple with neon green and hot pink polka dots named Steve :D who are you?
Stranger: i'm Charlie the unicorn, and i've never seen you in unicorns saturday rainbow night meetings
Me: I know. i skip the meetings usually I'm hanging wiff my girlfriend Stacy
Stranger: really stacy?, the one with horn prosthesis?
Me: not that Stacy the other one. the one that's all yellow and orange
Me: yuu know her?
Stranger: no,,, the only one all yellow and orange that i know is my apple with personality disorder
Me: ohh so yu dont knoww her....well thats gooood. i guessss :)
Stranger: this never happens with indian unicorns...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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November 14, 2010 9:51pm UTC

Quiz ♥
Basics
Name: Sarah
Birthday: january 13th
Current Location: my bedroom.. :)
Current Mood: confusedd&madd :/
Favorites
Flower: rosee :D
Color: Greeen or purple
Restaurant: fridays?
Store: Hottopic ;)
Designer: dont have one
Animal: dogs (:
Drink: Delii iced tea
This That or Both:
Summer or Winter: summerr
Shoes or Purse: shoes
Jeans or Skirt: jeans
Showers or Baths: shower
Rich or Famous: Rich
Diamonds or Pearls: dimonds
Nsync or Backstreet Boys: neither
Yoga or Sports: sports
Ocean or Pool: depends
Pink or Blue: blue
White or Black: black
Real tan or Tanning beds: Real
Preppy or Gothic: idkk more preppy than goth but no girly girl ;)
Eyeliner or Mascara: eyeliner
Lipgloss or Lipstick: lipgloss
Boys!
Taken or Single: Single :(
Relationships or Flings: relationships!
What's more important looks or personality: personality♥
longest relationship: pshh. never gone out with anyone :/ </3
Shortest relationship:
Crush?: Ricky♥
Does he know you like him: idk maybe...
Do you believe in soulmates: Hell yeah
Do you like romantic guys: duhh
Flowers or candy? candyy!
Have you been in love: i think?
Did it work out: Nope. I'm an idoit </3
Has any guy ever cheated on you: Stop fuckking depressing me with the relationship questions </3
Have you ever cheated: Noooo.

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October 11, 2010 3:17pm UTC

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October 7, 2010 5:11pm UTC

Every 60 seconds someone in the world dies of breast cancer.
So i guess your time had to come too. R. I. P Aunt Catthy </3

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September 12, 2010 2:00am UTC

Guys are automatically hotter if they have a six pack (;
-not mine but so true ♥

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September 11, 2010 11:59pm UTC

♥ I LOVE YOU ♥ I LOVE YOU ♥ I LOVE YOU ♥ I LOVE YOU ♥

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July 27, 2010 1:42am UTC

I am the coolest loser you will ever meet :P
-not mine (:

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July 27, 2010 1:40am UTC

I have a crush on my best friend :)
And he doesn't know </3
clicktheheart♥i

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May 31, 2010 6:08pm UTC

I hate when you ask someone what they're doing and then they say, "You don't wanna know"
It makes me wanna know even more what they're doing!

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May 31, 2010 6:06pm UTC

Twilight Vs. Harry Potter
If you pick Harry Potter the vampires and wear wolves will team up to kill you but....
If you pick Twilight you gotta watch out for Voldemort

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May 31, 2010 6:04pm UTC

& now I realize that all that time I wasted on you I can never get back. You owe me an entire year of my life.

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May 31, 2010 6:03pm UTC

★★★★★★★★ Can we pretend that airplanes
in the night sky are like ★★★★★★★★★
★★★★★ shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now ★★★★★★★★★

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