Omegle
♥
Me:
I'm an Australian unicorn that is purple with neon green
and hot pink polka dots named Steve :D who are
you?
Stranger: i'm Charlie the unicorn, and
i've never seen you in unicorns saturday rainbow night
meetings
Me: I
know. i skip the meetings usually I'm hanging wiff my
girlfriend Stacy
Stranger: really stacy?, the one with horn
prosthesis?
Me: not
that Stacy the other one. the one that's all yellow and
orange
Stranger: no,,, the only one all yellow and
orange that i know is my apple with personality
disorder
Me: ohh
so yu dont knoww her....well thats gooood. i guessss
:)
Stranger: this never happens with indian
unicorns...
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