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Omegle ♥
Me: Hiiiii! ♥
Stranger: hahahahah
Stranger: hello
Me: :D
Me: whats up? 
Stranger: who are you? 
 
Me: I'm an Australian unicorn that is purple with neon green and hot pink polka dots named Steve :D who are you? 
 
Stranger: i'm Charlie the unicorn, and i've never seen you in unicorns saturday rainbow night meetings
 
Me: I know. i skip the meetings usually I'm hanging wiff my girlfriend Stacy
Stranger: really stacy?, the one with horn prosthesis?
Me: not that Stacy the other one. the one that's all yellow and orange
Me: yuu know her? 
Stranger: no,,, the only one all yellow and orange that i know is my apple with personality disorder
 
Me: ohh so yu dont knoww her....well thats gooood. i guessss :)
Stranger: this never happens with indian unicorns...
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