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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    i want to open a men's sexy underwear store
    and call it victor's secret.♥

  2. Pocketfullofsmiiles Pocketfullofsmiiles
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 11:04pm UTC
    My mom had only one eye.
    I hated her… She was such an embarrassment.
    She cooked for students and teachers to support the family.
    There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed.
    How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, ‘EEEE, your mom only has one eye!’
    I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, ‘ If you’re only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don’t you just die?’
    My mom did not respond… I didn’t even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings.
    I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study.
    Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my Mother came to visit me. She hadn’t seen me in years and she didn’t even meet her grandchildren.
    When she stood by the door, my children laughed at her, and I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, ‘How dare you come to my house and scare my children!’ GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!’
    And to this, my mother quietly answered, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address,’ and she disappeared out of sight.
    One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So I lied to my wife that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went to the old shack just out of curiosity.
    My neighbors said that she died. I did not shed a single tear. They handed me a letter that she had wanted me to have.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    ‘My dearest son,
    I think of you all the time. I’m sorry that I came to your house and scared your children.
    I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I may not be able to even get out of bed to see you. I’m sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up.
    You see……..when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn’t stand watching you having to grow up with one eye. So I gave you mine.
    I was so proud of my son who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye.
    With all my love to you,
    Mom ♥


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  4. soccerchick11x soccerchick11x
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Number of people who find me attractive:
    0
    Number of people who find my best friend attractive:
    3,298,203
    nmf/nmq

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 1:54am UTC
    we found Dove in a soapless place

  6. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:57pm UTC
    British Accents:
    the only way to get people to pay attention to what you're saying

  7. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    [[ Girl on her period ]]
    Girl:Hey can you check for me?
    friend:Sure, walk infront of me!
    *looks at butt*
    "Nope, you're good"
    only me?

  8. smile_cause_your_beautiful smile_cause_your_beautiful
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    I heard Justin Bieber is expecting a baby...
    anyone know who the father is?
    nmq

  9. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    Dear Christmas,
    Wtf man, it's not your turn yet!
    Sincerely,
    Thanksgiving

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:01pm UTC
    When a man's love is true,
    he wouldn't care if you get fat, old or wrinkled.
    He loves your heart,
    not your body.

  11. original4life original4life
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    I love when: #1 a boy tries to make you laugh or smile on purpose when your upset.♦♥♦


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  13. _twilkfresh _twilkfresh
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 7:03pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    I hate it when people
    act dumb because they think its 'cute'.

  15. ilovewhoYOUU ilovewhoYOUU
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    I Thought:
    I was on Facebook, not Pornboook

  16. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:45pm UTC
    ►||◄◄
    play the moments .
    pause the memories.
    rewind the happiness
    s h a r e the l o v e . ♥
    PS: Sorry if it was already used to
    this format. but i seen the format
    and remembered this quote! NMF

  17. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 2:25pm UTC
    S o I h a v e t h i s b r a c e l e t . & i t s a y s :
    i ♥ tatas
    for breast cancer. my
    friend Caleb asked me what
    "t a t a s" w e r e .
    I said: "You know, boobs"
    h i s r e s p o n s e ?
    OH. In what language?
    god, i love my friends ♥
    nmf.

  18. mynameis____ mynameis____
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    mynameis____
    this account is for confessions.
    anything you want to vent?
    this is why i made this account
    you can vent. confess. anything
    all anonymous, unless you
    want to tell your name. fave so
    people can see this. i dont care
    about faves, i just want this to
    be out there. the password is
    ineedtovent
    no spaces. no caps. the user
    name has 4 underscores after it
    thank you ♥

  19. xokcgxo01 xokcgxo01
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    $2.75 Trojans or $19.99 Huggies? The choice is yours.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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