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July 20, 2011 11:46am UTC

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mylifeissoccer11
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July 19, 2011 7:41pm UTC

It 's
Okay to admit
That you're not
Okay.♥
nmf.

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mylifeissoccer11
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July 18, 2011 11:24am UTC

Teacher: " Would you like to tell me why you're having a conversation during my lesson?"
Student: " No but would you like to tell me why your teaching during my conversation?

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mylifeissoccer11
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July 15, 2011 11:08am UTC

We've all
"accidently" called or texted our crush before
but knew it wasn't an accident.

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
July 12, 2011 9:36pm UTC

Someday
someone is going to walk into your life
and make you realize
why it didn't workout with someone else
♥

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mylifeissoccer11
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July 12, 2011 10:45am UTC

Real men wear pink?
No.
Real men treat girls right.
♥

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mylifeissoccer11
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July 4, 2011 10:13am UTC

Whenever I'm playing Marco Polo
I just let everyone else do the yelling while I'm just chilling the in corner playing with my swimies

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mylifeissoccer11
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July 1, 2011 3:34pm UTC

Girl: " I like you a lot... Do you like me? "
Boy:" No."
Girl:" Oh :( "
Boy: " You never asked if I love you."
Girl: " Aww do you love me?! "
Boy: " Haha, no. "

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June 28, 2011 2:40pm UTC

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mylifeissoccer11
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June 26, 2011 10:03pm UTC

Putting too much lotion on
and rubbing it on the person next to you

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mylifeissoccer11
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June 26, 2011 9:58pm UTC

Boy: "she's pretty."
Me: "Her? Yeah at night in total darkness behind a brick wall."

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mylifeissoccer11
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June 26, 2011 9:51pm UTC

MOM: "Who are you on the phone with?"
ME: "My drug dealer mom."

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mylifeissoccer11
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June 25, 2011 9:43pm UTC

"Dude i wasn't that drunk!"
I found you in my closet screaming
"the passage to Narnia has been sealed!"

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 9:37pm UTC

♥ She's not just turning the page,
she's writing a new
book
but this time
She left you out ♥

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 5:14pm UTC

Ever since summer started,
I never know what day of the week it is.

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
June 13, 2011 5:49pm UTC

Please Don't
be
in love with someone else♥--------------------

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mylifeissoccer11
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June 13, 2011 1:56pm UTC

Dear Mother Nature,
if that's what you consider a gift, I'm curious to see what you get your kids for Christmas

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 2:22pm UTC

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Computers
really need a
sarcasm font---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 2:13pm UTC

Wouldn't it be awesome if God
had a cell phone?
I'd be texting him like,
"Yo Jesus what's up?"
And he would be like
"Not much playing uno with your
grandpa"

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
June 10, 2011 10:33pm UTC

I plan on watching
2012 in
2013

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