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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 3:02pm UTC

I hate
When the teacher is finally done a lesson and then that one annoying kid starts asking a bunch of questions. Like really? No shut up. We are done.

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mylifeissoccer11
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August 30, 2011 2:56pm UTC

Smile,
It iterates those who want to bring you down.

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mylifeissoccer11
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August 30, 2011 2:50pm UTC

While you're looking in the mirror
noticing all your flaws,
Someone is noticing only your beauty ♥

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mylifeissoccer11
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August 30, 2011 2:40pm UTC

My mind forgets to remind me
You're a bad idea.

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mylifeissoccer11
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August 30, 2011 2:36pm UTC

Homework
hurts trees.

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mylifeissoccer11
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August 29, 2011 12:33pm UTC

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mylifeissoccer11
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August 29, 2011 12:26pm UTC

Unlike Lady Gaga I was not born this way
I was born much smaller

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
August 29, 2011 12:21pm UTC

The average person tells 4 lies a
day or 1460 a year; a total of
87,600 by the age of 60.
The most common lie:
" I'm Fine."

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mylifeissoccer11
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August 29, 2011 10:19am UTC

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mylifeissoccer11
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August 29, 2011 10:15am UTC

First day of school: I jump out of bed, not tired at all and so excited.
Second day: My mom is literally pulling me by my legs to get me out of bed.

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 5:45pm UTC

I love people who post every detail of their life on facebook,
then get mad when people are "in their business"

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
August 27, 2011 5:41pm UTC

You're only young
once
so break the rules
get caught
and make it count

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mylifeissoccer11
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August 26, 2011 11:12am UTC

Apodyopsis
The act of mentally undressing someone
FORMAT B

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
August 3, 2011 3:04pm UTC

Every finish line
is just the beginning of a new race.

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
August 3, 2011 10:41am UTC

Asking someone if your hair looks okay
and after them saying yes
you go look in the mirror and think
"That damn liar"

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mylifeissoccer11
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August 1, 2011 10:57pm UTC

I absolutely hate
having a hot guy
waiter
I suddenly don't want to order or eat ♥

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July 30, 2011 5:32pm UTC

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mylifeissoccer11
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July 30, 2011 5:28pm UTC

Just tell me,
did you ever plan on staying?
Or did you just wake up one morning and say
"I don't love her anymore."

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 7:47pm UTC

Paper beats rock?
Okay, lets try it this way.
I'll throw a rock at you and you defend yourself with paper.
SUCK THAT!
Looks like I won this time.

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mylifeissoccer11
posted a quote
July 23, 2011 7:43pm UTC

»You hate me?
Thats's cool.
Too bad I don't care.
News flash!
I don't live to please you.

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