myarsecheekiswaiting's Favorites

myarsecheekiswaiting

lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 3:58pm UTC

click to see this quote

👍 this is good · read the comments · 257 points

pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
November 5, 2012 2:56pm UTC

Computer Class:
Expectation: I'm going to teach you HTML, ASP, PHP, and all this advanced stuff.
Reality: This is a keyboard. This is a mouse.

👍 this is good · read the comments · 267 points

RandomGaga
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 11:11am UTC

I have two choices for a story :
1. A love story
2. A story where a girl enters a singing contest...
Comment on what you think I should write! J Thank You! xx

👍 this is good · read the comments · 6 points

Mariam*
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 11:05am UTC

If each boy of One direction was a GPS...
Harry: Erm, basically you.. uh.. drive for like...1 mile.. then.. you erm..you..missed..the..turn.. Re..calculat..ing.
Louis: Listen b****, you drive for 5 miles and you turn right. If you miss it, that is your own problem not mine.
Zayn: Aha, enjoy the car ride! that is life.. turn left at the next intersection.
Niall: Turn right into the McDonald's drive thru! I was a sandwhich!
Liam: Turn left after driving for 3 miles! Oh no, i am sorry! that was really bossy of me! i am sorry please forgive me. Oh my gosh! i am sorry. I am going to hell. Oh no, i just said hell! oh my gosh! i am so sorry God. Please forgive me.
nmq/f

👍 this is good · read the comments · 143 points

lovecrazy
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 10:35am UTC

We all know the song 'She Will Be Loved' by Maroon 5, correct?
How old does it make you feel when I tell you that this song came out in 2002?
2002. It has been ten years since this song came out. Ten years!

👍 this is good · read the comments · 325 points

Witty Profiles

myarsecheekiswaiting