Where do all my turds go?
chapter 2
I saw bruce later that day getting surgery for his new face.
He flipped the finger at me, So I shown him my b*llocks and he fainted.
I love my town, Bollockaini.
Its the most amazing place ever with its brown water fountains, and huge
genital-like houses.
I walked over to luthia and shown her my wart.
"Youre ugly." she said.
I threw myself on the floor and screamed "WHYYYYYY?!?!"
I was not wanted in this town, that much was clear.
Later on, I hung out with my friend Hamregrub.
"Well, you know, not everyone likes b*llocks and arseholes."
he exclaimed, eating a hamburger in mcdonalds.
Fury overwhelmed me, frustration spread over my body like a quick, sh*tty fire.
I stood up on the table and rubbed his face in my b*llocks.
I stopped when he bit me.
He had a hair stuck in his teeth.
"Were through."
he said, throwing his hamburger at me.
I then continued to throw myself on the floor and scream "WHYYYYY?!!?!"
I was not wanted in this town.
That much was clear.
I then ate the hamburger.;
NEVER BE AFRAID TO SH*T YOUR PANTS - LIFE MOTTO.