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my_weird_life

Status: Come on skinny love, just last the year.

Member Since: 6 Aug 2012 01:29pm

Last Seen: 17 Dec 2012 01:25pm

Location: New Yorkiee :P

Gender: F

user id: 323126

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How you doin?
Hey there stalker :) I'm Makayla. I'm the owner of a permit (YAY) and I have blond hair with greenish-brownish-hazelish- eyes. I'm single, and I just got crushed. This guy lead me on and stuff and then he totally dropped my for his other girlfriend (who is a "witch") by the way. Soo, yeah. I'm single. lol. Comment, Follow, Fave ♥

  1. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    Admit it;;
    When you asked a question when you were younger, and the person said 'That's a good question', you felt like some sort of kid genius for thinking of that question.

  2. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    W T F
    I saw "Where's the food" What did you see? ;)

  3. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 12:53pm UTC
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  4. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 8:01am UTC
    FOOD.

  5. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Please watch this.
    You all are perfect.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpD4ZPamt68&feature=plcp

  6. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 8:50am UTC
    Everyone who was born before the end of 2012 should all pretend the apocalypse actually happened it December.
    We should all have our war stories and pretend to be veterans and tell our kids and grandkids about when we defeated the zombies.
    And we should all write about it in history textbooks and say that people who deny that it ever happened got their minds wiped by aliens.

  7. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    f you have 35+.... you're spoiled :3
    Figured I'd try this ^_^
    [x] own car
    [x] cell phone
    [] own phone line
    [] bf/gf
    [x] own bathroom
    [x] own room
    [x] 2 or more story house
    [x] built-in pool
    []guest house
    [] game room
    []tv in your room
    [x] Double (queen) Bed
    [] more than 20 pairs of shoes
    [] 10+ things from a designer store
    [] good grades
    [x] Dior sunglasses
    [x] louis vuitton purse
    [] iPod
    [] XBOX
    [] PS2
    [] mp3 player
    Total: 9
    [] Mercedes Benz
    []BMW
    [] basketball hoop
    [] air hockey table
    [] pool table
    [x] ping pong table
    [x] trampoline
    [] live ON a lake or pond
    [] own a pair of skis
    [] own a snowboard
    [] has a boat
    [] has a jet ski
    [x] has a beach house/ cabin
    [] only child
    [] stereo system in bedroom
    [] DVD player in bedroom
    [] 100+ dvd's
    []gets $50+ for allowance each month
    [x] goes shopping every month...or every week
    [x] shops at abercrombie
    [] goes snowboarding/ skiing every weekend
    [x] makeup
    [x] cologne/perfume
    [] AIM
    [] MSN
    []Yahoo
    []5+ trophies
    []own digital camera
    [x]walk-in closet
    Total: 8
    [] electric scooter
    [] dirt bike
    [] 4X4 truck
    [] guitar/drums
    [x] hammock
    [x] been on a cruise
    [x] traveled out of the country
    [] weight set/ workout set in house
    [] personal fit trainer
    [] expensive jewerly
    [x] met a celeb
    [x] straightener/ curling iron
    [x] gets hair done/nails/spas
    [] on/was on a Varsity team for the school
    [] own batting cage
    [] 100+ in wallet/ purse right now
    [] own savings account
    [x]1+ BEST friends
    [x] been to the carribean
    [] been to europe.
    [x] been to hawaii
    [x] been to NY
    Total: 9
    [] shopped in seattle
    [] eaten at the space needle in seattle
    [] been on the eiffel tower in paris
    [x] been on the statue of liberty in NY
    [x] been on the honor roll for 2+ years
    [x] went on a trip for sweet sixteen birthday
    [] lives on a private property
    [x] license
    [] moved 3+ times
    []sports car
    [x] hot tub
    [x] pet(s)
    [] ranch
    [] verizon
    [] cingular
    [x]Sprint
    [] virgin mobile / other
    [x] been to 5+ states in the US.
    [x] don't have a job.-not old enough?
    Total: 9
    [x] 100+ buddies on messenger
    [x] alarm clock
    [x] home-cooked meal almost everyday
    [] eat-out almost everyday
    [] been in a limo
    [x] own camcorder
    [x] own laptop
    [] own desktop
    Total: 5
    Overall Total: 67
    You spoiled? [x] yes [] no

  8. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Showers;;
    Never wanna get in, never wanna get out♥

  9. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 7:27am UTC
    Me: *Scrolling through Witty looking at quotes*
    Me: *Sees mom coming to the computer desk*
    Me: Crap! Abort! Abort! * Tries to close tab but computer freezes*
    Mom: "Makayla, what are ya doing?"
    Me: *Jumps in front of computer screen* "Oh nothing. . . ."

  10. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 1:55pm UTC
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  11. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    I've only eaten salad for two days straight. Please help me.

  12. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    I want to transfer schools just so that the teacher will be like "Alright, tell us a little about yourself" and I'll be like;;
    "Well, it all started with my great-great- grandfather...."

  13. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 10:48pm UTC
    Mirror Mirror, on the wall
    I just want to be pretty, that's all
    I want to feel confident and be accepted by society
    Maybe if this happened, it would stop my depression and anxiety
    I want to feel happy, and be the girl that guys crush on
    Have flawless skin and have everyone saying "Dayyumm"
    I wish I didn't have contacts, and ugly braces
    I want to look beautiful when I go places
    But, instead I just stay at home, wishing I had a social life
    Later, I'll be a cat lady, instead of a hardworking housewife :)
    ~Tumblr~

  14. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 8:30am UTC
    Oh my gosh
    So I was just hanging around last night, doing some last minute homework. And completely out of the blue, he texted me saying he wants to hang out. I was freaking out. At first, I thought it was a joke from his girlfriend (who hates me) but then I texted him back and he was like 'Yeah, I broke up with her, she was too much of a drama queen'. I was on cloud nine the rest of the night, and I still am. Best. Day. Ever.

  15. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 3:03pm UTC
    Go ahead, give me bad news while on I'm my period.
    I dare you.

  16. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    Our dog: *Barks at nothing*
    Mom: Shut up dog! Makayla, come here!
    Me: I can explain.
    Mom: What?
    Me:
    Dog:
    Mom:
    Me:
    Dog:
    Mom:
    Me: Don't you look at me!

  17. my_weird_life my_weird_life
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 9:31am UTC
    Liam Payne; You're insecure, don't know what for.
    Me; Oh, trust me! I can name a couple of reasons. -______-

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