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December 4, 2012 8:48pm UTC

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August 13, 2012 3:04am UTC

Comment below your tumblr and i'll follow youuu :)
im bored...
mine is itsriaa.tumblr.com
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August 4, 2012 3:16am UTC

Drake: Hey, could you stare at my guitar for me? I gotta pee.
Josh: You want me to stare at your guitar for you... while you pee?
Drake: I could pee in here.
Josh: I'll stare.
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August 2, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Plot twist: I have a life outside of the internet.

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August 2, 2012 12:34pm UTC

Plot twist: I actually cared.

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July 30, 2012 9:41am UTC

Peoples reactions to an empty pen:
Everyone: calmly get a new one
Me: scribble the crap out of it

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June 10, 2012 12:15pm UTC

I love my unrealistic dreams,
I just hate the fact that they're unrealistic.

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March 25, 2012 11:41am UTC

Team Geeta;
team Gale and Peeta together.
fave if you're team Geeta :)

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March 10, 2012 10:10am UTC

And who else remembers
Zoey 101?

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January 26, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Me: Mom I am EXTREMELY jealous of you because I will never have a kid as amazing as you do.
My mom: I know, your brother is pretty awesome.
Thanks mom. Feeling the love.

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January 3, 2012 7:06pm UTC

When girls hack each other on Facebook:
"Hacked by your bestfriend! Love you girl <3"
When guys hack each other on Facebook:
"I'm gay and like it up the butt."
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December 28, 2011 10:55pm UTC

Oh no it's ok,
it's not like I have feelings or anything...

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December 26, 2011 7:40pm UTC

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December 26, 2011 7:38pm UTC

Dear guy sitting next to
me,
I can see you copying my test.
Sincerely,
Jokes on you, I didn't study either

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December 19, 2011 7:02pm UTC

hearing a really old song and saying,
"OMG, i remember all the lyrics!"
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December 14, 2011 10:04pm UTC

You go to school and ask if you look okay...
A friend would say:
"You're gorgeous, I'm jealous."
A bestfriend would say:
"Biiiittchhh, you uglyy!"
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December 13, 2011 10:06pm UTC

wanna hear a joke?
womans' rights
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December 6, 2011 8:41pm UTC

because sometimes..
we like to be alone,
but we don't like to feel alone
♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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December 4, 2011 12:22pm UTC

you're like a drug to me.
because you're hooked on me? ;)
no, because you're ruining my life.
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November 5, 2011 11:31am UTC

Witty:
Is this going to be the next overused format?
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I think so.

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