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yourcool
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July 30, 2013 10:24pm UTC

Interviewer: Black history month you find...
Morgan Freeman: ridiculous.
Interviewer: Why?
Morgan Freeman: You're going to regelate my history to a month?
Interviewer: Oh, come on.
Morgan Freeman: What do you do with yours? Which month is white history month?
Interviewer: (pause) Well, I'm Jewish.
Morgan Freeman: Okay. Which month is Jewish history month?
Interviewer: There isn't one.
Morgan Freeman: Oh, oh why not? Do you want one?
Interviewer: No.
Morgan Freeman: Right. I don't either. I don't want a black history month. Black history is American history.
Interviewer: How are we going to get rid of ra.cism?
Morgan Freeman: Stop talking about it.

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yourcool
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July 30, 2013 10:35pm UTC

thug life?
more like hug life. come here.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 10:08pm UTC

"I'm just tired" she muttered.
But you could tell in her eyes,
the way she was acting
was not due to
lack of sleep.
You could tell in her eyes,
it was lack of hope
and happiness.
(H.M)

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ShesSoGone
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 1:32am UTC

I feel like I fit in so well with everyone on witty.

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puttosleepmyinnerdemons*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 1:14am UTC

Any
Boyce Avenue♥
fans out there?

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:35pm UTC

Person: *Says something really unclear*
Me: What?
Person: *Says it again even more unclear*
Me: Wait, what?
Person: *Repeats themselves again*
Me: *Fake laughs because I have no idea what they just said*
Person: Yes or no?
Me: ...Say the question again...

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 2:22pm UTC

No matter where I go,
the girl standing next to me is always so much prettier.

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dedriaxoxo
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Yes I still love Miley Cyrus, judge me.

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dedriaxoxo
posted a quote
July 6, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Laying in bed all day with food, netflix, and witty<3

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silvergirl
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 2:05pm UTC

baby squirrel your a sexy motherfu**er

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p0kemon
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Are you free tonight?
I'm free everynight.
'Murica

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Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 5:37pm UTC

I just hate myself.
that's my only reason to cut. I haven't even been through anything traumatic.
Confessions_of_a_Witty_Girl

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 9:43pm UTC

If you want to know who a person really is,
listen to the words of their favourite song.
It will tell you more about them
than their own words ever will.
Please don't remove this!
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SONG?

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rebecca*
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 10:43pm UTC

You're the reason why I can't
listen to the same songs I used to.

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