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  1. Gryffindor123 Gryffindor123
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    Annoying Things #1
    If your parent calls you, answer by Yelling, "Moo!"

  2. 2CuteForU 2CuteForU
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 10:53am UTC
    Everyone is entitled to their
    own opinion
    it's just that yours
    is stupid.

  3. LovelyLittleMind LovelyLittleMind
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    I hate seeing pictures of my
    two best friends roaming the
    city and having fun without me.
    I also hate feeling this way, and
    being upset about it. Why am I so
    dependent on people? Why do I care
    so much? Why didn't you guys invite me?

  4. speakyourmindheartandsoul speakyourmindheartandsoul
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Even the happiest girl has that one secret that will make her crumble...i am at my crumbling point, the girl that always has a smile..

  5. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Do you know how much you hurt me when you hug him infront of me? ya rub it in cause ill never be with you. i already know, you'v made that VERY clear

  6. OurWorldOurLife OurWorldOurLife
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    So my bestfriend has cancer.
    She told me yesterday that since they caught it early she was gonna be okay.
    I told her that if she was gonna go threw chemo and lose all her hair I would shave my head so she wouldn't be alone.
    Tbh, this made me so proud of myself.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:49am UTC
    That awkward moment when your
    family asks "Do you have a boyfriend?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    In the middle of the night flushing
    the toilet sounds like a freaking tsunami

  10. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Oh, you broke your leg?
    Well thats sad...
    now let me use your crutches
    NOT MY QUOTE

  11. kelssxo kelssxo
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    I want too..
    -Wear your sweatshirt too bed.
    -Watch scary movies with you.
    -Hold hands.
    -Kiss you in the rain.
    -Go on long walks.
    -Laugh until I can't breath.
    -Make you watch chick flicks.
    -Talk on the phone 'till sunrise.
    -Play your favorite video games.
    -Buid a fort and have a snowball fight.
    -Sit in front of the fire place and talk about life.
    -Sneak out at night and watch the stars with you.
    I want to fall hopelessly in love with you..♥

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes.
    me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    *A nerdy guy's phone goes off*
    Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend?
    *Everyone laughs*
    Nerd: Nope. It was yours.
    *Dead silence*.
    nmq

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    If a cop
    Ever pulls you over
    And says, “papers”.
    Say “scissors, I win” and drive off.

  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2012 3:09pm UTC
    When you were little,
    Sticking your tongue out was like
    Flashing someone the middle finger now.
    © ThatsSoMeee

  16. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    I wonder what I look like
    through his eyes.

  17. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    Sometimes I wonder if anyone out there has
    a crush on me.
    If their heart skips a beat when I text them.
    Or if they lay in bed thinking of me.
    Probably not.
    ♥ ♥♥

  18. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Adele might set fire to rain,
    But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water.

  19. xcayliebabyx xcayliebabyx
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    Cleaning My Room:
    1% cleaning
    30% texting
    69% playing with stuff I just found .

  20. haazaahhh haazaahhh
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    hold your cursor over this quote. ♥

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