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Member Since: 25 Jan 2012 04:38pm

Last Seen: 13 Apr 2012 04:38pm

user id: 267713

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love me for who i am or dont fucking love me at all

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How dateable are you?
Your Result: YOU ARE SUPER DATEABLE!
 

Girls will love you. I should know, I am one. If you have good looks your the full package. Call me.

Sorry dude
 
How dateable are you?
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hello my name is  alot of people ask me this so im a guy, and yes i am bi sexual, and im dateing the most amazing girl in the world, i love you babe
you can add me on twitter (@ oh and follow my a-maz-ing girlfriend (@maevemariesmith)

people you should check out: first all my followers lol
witty bf:laydown_dieslow (i have never met her but she has saved my life time after time, she is truley an amazing person) that means go follow her! lol                                        
                                                                  

basics:
eye colour:hazel
hair colour:blond
12
average height
deep
i am dateing the most amazing girl ever, i love you babe
What i like to do:
think about the person i like
oh and apparently i like to stalk people, thats what my "friend" says
write
draw 
things i hate: 
drama
people who think they know everything
myself
things i let people do to me:
make fun of me
call me names
throw things at me
walk all over me 
oh and stab my back



Disorder Your Score
Major Depression: High
Dysthymia: Moderate
Bipolar Disorder: Moderate
Cyclothymia: Moderate
Seasonal Affective Disorder: High-Moderate
Postpartum Depression: N/A

                                                      My current plaulist is:
Airplanes - b.o.b feat   Hayley Williams
stupid Hoe - nicki minaj
Ass Back Home - gym class heroes feat neon hicth
domino - jessie j
just a kiss - lady antebellum
starships - nicki minaj
hangover - taio cruz feat flo rida
thats really all i can think of right now.


          

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  1. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Write me a letter!
    Dear _______________,
    I ______ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
    Love,
    _______________
    (P.S. ______________.)
    This is just for fun, Write the letter in the comments for this quote!
    Haha. Make it funny. Creative. Mean. Nice. Whatever. c;
    Feel free to take this letter thing if you want, it is not mine anyway.

  2. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    follow my amazing girlfriend on twitter at @maevemariesmith she is just the best person and my world belongs to her, she is my everything.

  3. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    my world is falling apart around me
    and all i do is stand here in this very spot:frozen. i don't have the will to try anymore, i cant stop it, even the floor underneath me is breaking and my world is fadding, slowly ..... slowly....
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  4. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    UGGGHHHH i can't take it anymore, im bi and i like a guy, and i dontknow if i should ask him out or what...... he is REALLY cute and hot, my friends dont think so but really, f**k them, i dont know what to do im really shy but i cant just sit here and not so anything, right? PLEEEAAAASSSSSEEE someone help me, comment or post on my wall, what do you think i should do?

  5. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 7:03pm UTC
    i broke my leg
    falling for you<3
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  6. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:56pm UTC
    seruasly? really? you f*cking told the teacher i was bi and i cut? now the cyw is talking to me and i might have to see a guidenece consular. really? i didnt think you could ruin my life aanymore, but oh wait you just did

  7. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    just because your cool
    dos'nt mean thaat i need your aprovel to be me
    Text. Text. Text.
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  8. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    ya, im bi, deal with it.
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  9. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 6:47pm UTC
    you may
    think that i like you
    cause that stupid
    b***h told you but
    no, i dont like you,
    i love you <3
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  10. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
    here's to my first day.

  11. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    how come someone wont look at me and think "wow" or "i like him" or just think im not ugly and don't try and tell me they do cause they dont. I just don't understand.
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  12. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 1:10pm UTC
    What boys think about at night. Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you

  13. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    This is SO funny watch till the end http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qes45tJ0V9c.

  14. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:44am UTC
    i was on witty a 6 o'clock this morning cause i don't have anything better to do.

  15. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 6:31am UTC
    you may not be gay
    or bi, but i'll never
    stop loveing you<3
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  16. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    i would do this for you
    •Give her your hoodie, even if you go to different schools. •Give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in. •Leave her cute messages. ... •Kiss her infront of all your friends. •Tell her she looks beautiful. •Look her in the eye when you talk to her. •Let her mess with your hair. •Just walk around with her. •Forgive her mistakes.!!!!!! •Hold her hand when you're around your .........frie...nds AND in private. •Let her fall asleep in your arms. •Stay up all night with her when she's sick. •Watch her favorite movie with her. •Come up and grab her by the waist. Remember this: •Don't talk about other girls around her.! :\•When she's sad, hang out with her. •When you fall in love with her, tell her.♥ •And when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone before.♥ Guys re post as "I'd do this for her" Girls re post as "Perfect Boyfriend" If you don't re-post this in 4 minutes, you will lose the one you love. If you re-post this in 4 minutes, the one you like/love will: Call you ♥ Text you ! Message you :)
    having boyfriend issues, gotta try haha

  17. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Thanks you now just officially ruined my life, you told him in was bi and i liked him!? and your complanig cause you don't trust the people i told but then you turn around and tell him!? your such a stupid f*cking b*cth dont plan on seeing me tommorow, and dont EVER talk to me again, yes we have been though times and we say that but this is final, you crossed the line.

  18. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:58pm UTC
    fav if you either; only
    sing in the shower or
    sound best in the
    shower lol dont lie!
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  19. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:16pm UTC
    report S U I C I D E.. ...Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do? its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to make a YouTube video of all the witty profile names that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote. lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this! stay strong signatures: daddygirl99. notyouraverageb*tch Smileyz316 xpeacexbluex SexiPurpleZebra conklineli5280 kaerottina Eatmypants quotinglikeaboss xoStayBeautifulxo Meganbbz AnaisHeartsYou Marie1388 ImNotAlone GirlMeetsBoyx33 mariah_love1369 niki12354 ohxheyxitsxLydia :) ♥♥ hannahrivera55 yourmysunshine SmileyFacesAreAmazing (: tiffanydewes love_him_always musicgirl109 lilgirlsarah ♥ emilyjonesxox kazzykinsxo Kellasauras ♥ JadeyRawrRawr ColleenElizabethh (: lovehimmorethanwords dyliedoodle zeldaGirl97 You_Love_Dana jessiduh Where_the_Lines_Overlap gbugg Pandaawsomeness ♥ skyla961 XlildreamerX livingaloneintheworld ♥ inspiremeinspiretheworld laughteristhebestmedicine Lilinnocence (everyone misses you ben. even thoes who didnt know you are impacted) JoshTheBest CAMEELY silenced boulevardofbrokendreams SCENESKATER desi69 mimibearr andrew69 lostlover27 KatyRae paramoreforever michaelg

  20. michaelg michaelg
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 7:07pm UTC
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