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muckypuppy
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September 29, 2012 5:21am UTC

I love using big words to sound smart
I mean, utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricat itelligence.

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muckypuppy
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September 28, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you.<3

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 3:27pm UTC

i cant belive ive found u finally U r the one i wanna be wiv for the rest of my life and u
kno it u mean the world to me and u make me feel special u make me.. well me and u
r amazing u r mine and u r the one i luv the one i luv is the one tht is closest to my heart
and U KNO I LUV U

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 4:42am UTC

mumma do the hump mumma do the hump hump
mumma wont u please baby do the hump hump
its not fun whn ur on a horse whn IT does THE hump!!

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Me: *GeTs 1 FaV* sO iM lIkE fAmOuSe On WiTtY nOw....RiGhT

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
September 14, 2012 1:28pm UTC

Me: *gets 1 fav* so im famouse on witty
now ....right????

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 2:03pm UTC

LADY GAGA : me me me me me me meeeeee
me : OI SHUT IT SISTER IVE HEARD ENOUGH ABOUT U N IT ISNT GOOD!!

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
September 5, 2012 3:34pm UTC

''DONT STOP KEEP IT ROCK, DJ BLOW THE SPEAKERS UP''
no dont blow em up!! its a good song ffs!!

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 9:32am UTC

right....im a teenager i wanna hav fun! i want a part-time relationship nothing seriouse!! its not like we would grow up and get married!! i wouldnt even grow up! :D im crazy and no way near seriouse!! like hello wake up be fun wiv me OR ELSE!!

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muckypuppy
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September 3, 2012 5:43am UTC

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 7:04am UTC

DONT WAKE SOME1 UP AT 8AM IF THEY WENT TO BED AT 3AM
U WANNA KNOW WHY....TRY AND FIND OUT MAHAHAHA (they will punch u)

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 5:28am UTC

ur like my drug!!
u give me headache's

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
September 1, 2012 4:42am UTC

why is it singers always warm up singing about themselfs!! like....
LADY GAGA: me me me me me me meeeeee

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 5:04pm UTC

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 3:57pm UTC

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said, ‘No, Six should be enough.

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 2:21pm UTC

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
WHAT I WAS ONLY ASKING!!

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muckypuppy
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 2:10pm UTC

CEREAL

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