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muckypuppy

Status: bored

Member Since: 29 Aug 2012 02:13pm

Last Seen: 13 Oct 2013 05:53pm

Location: in ur bed :D

Gender: F

user id: 328073

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15, weird, crazy, have ADHD, oh n  my name is syd.. (Short 4 sydney)
  1. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    friends are just like drugs.... they also give u headaches.

  2. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:33am UTC
    *maths teacher* i have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do i have?
    *me* a drinking problem.
    *teacher* GET OUT!
    *me* yeah u really do have drinking problems...

  3. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    grandma: DO U WANT SOME CHOCOLATE?
    me: no, thanks anyway
    grandma: HERE IS UR CHOCOLATE
    -______-

  4. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    *chicken*- whats ur name?
    *james*- Bond. James Bond.
    *james*- and urs?
    *chicken*- Ken. Chicken..

  5. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    yes, im different... but isnt different better than boring?? :/

  6. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    NOT MY QUOTE!!!!
    "kim and kayne west, calling ur child north is stupid! its like me calling my child car" - Alicia Keys

  7. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    when u miss some1 and cant let them go :'(

  8. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    when uve broken up wiv some1 and u try to forget them and not think about them 24:7 but u always remeber little things theyve mentioned to u. i miss u :(

  9. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 6:57pm UTC
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  10. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2012 6:11pm UTC
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  11. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    ever had tht day....
    when ur about to ask somebbody out....
    and then they tell u tht they ha a gf....
    its just happen to me..wiv u

  12. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 9:28am UTC
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  13. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 9:24am UTC
    HEY I JUST MET U!
    AND THIS IS CRAZY
    DELETE MY NUMBER
    AND KEEP THE BABY

  14. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 9:21am UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.

  15. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    so theres a red button that says ''DO NOT PRESS''
    so then i pressed it and it gave me a cake!! :D

  16. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:48pm UTC
    i LOVE u

  17. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    KILL ME NOW
    EVERY1 WINS!!!!

  18. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 3:35am UTC
    I love using big words to sound smart
    I mean, utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricat itelligence.

  19. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 3:37am UTC
    right so its my birthday so i dnt hav to be popular or do a gd quote i will just get fav's......
    2 days later: OMFG I CANT BELIVE NO FOKER ON WITTY FAV MY QUOTE AND ON MY BIRTHDAY!! MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY O-V-E-R OVER

  20. muckypuppy muckypuppy
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 3:34am UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot > He hits you a lot(playfully) > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk > You hung up on him. He called you back > You where invited by him to a group outing > He called you to talk about nothing at all . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.) Now make a wish. Ok stop!! Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love! Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day;]
    YES I DO KNOW THERE CRAP AT FLIRTING ;)

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